Condom Knot

The act of tying a knot in a condom to prevent the spillage of semen after a sexual act.

Billy-Bob tied a condom knot after he fucked his cousin Daisy. They could then snuggle without the added worry of spilt love juice.

by FortunceCat April 8, 2006

Napoli's Used Condom

The worst of worst disses, this means that your super gay and like to have "gay butt sex" with other men and there has never been a successful comeback to this statement, and you also like wiener in your butt hole.

No one likes you, your just a napoli's used condom.

by longrodvanghugeendong October 27, 2010

Condom

The saver of all men from aids kids and comitment

Soz love im warin a condom so it aint serious

by A fat twat May 13, 2005

Bieber condoms

a special type of condom, used by JB himself, coming in one flavor, and one flavor only: Sour Patch

Justin: wooooo-eeee!! Gotta love 'dem Bieber condoms!!
Girl: YUMMY! *salivates*

by mermaidman&lilwayne May 8, 2010

Condom ring

a- The ring shaped dent or stretched area in your wallet due to a long period of time when your unused condom in your wallet in your back pocket has been sat on repeatedly

b- the red ring at the base of a man's shaft, that goes to the top, due to the idiot using a condom they purchased quite a few years earlier, when they were most likely pre-pubescent, and is much too small, leaving a pressure mark after it's use.

a- "I can tell you have a rubber in your wallet"
"how so?"
"i can see the condom ring from here, haha"

b- "I think my condom's the wrond size"
"why do you think that?"
"Its so small I have a condom ring every time i use it, and sometimes it hurts"

by Bill Dimonta April 23, 2009

who wears the condom

like asking "who wears the pants or shoes" but in a more rude or sarcastic manner.

Dave: Oh no i have a big zit. my date is RUINED.

Mike:....Dude who wears the condom in your relationship?

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck June 22, 2010

Condom

The rubber device that fits on the dick to keep the males sperm from entering his sexual partner so they do not have a child.

Condoms helped us keep Johnny Jr. from being born...for a few years anyways....until they got expensive and w we have another mouth to feed.

by Corey April 8, 2004