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Carpet Hair

Hair that is so matted down with hair products and teasing that it now resembles a carpet.

Ex. Scene kids, porn stars.
1: Ew do you see that girls hair?
2: Yeah, she totally had carpet hair, she should wash that shit.
by Hurry Durry May 31, 2010
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Carpet Classroom

The classrooms in high school that have carpets. These classrooms are inhabited only by retarded kids because they are at a higher risk of falling and hurting themselves on hard floors!
Dan is so stupid they are gonna put him in the carpet classrooms!
by rutgers69123 January 19, 2011
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carpet burn pussy

When you have sex with no foreplay, and you're dry as hell, so you get a burn on the inside of your vagina.
"I know that bitch has a carpet burn pussy"
"I gave my girl carpet burn pussy"
by fatassskellyprice January 10, 2021
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Colorado Carpetbagger

Hundreds of thousands of people moved to Colorado, especially Denver and Colorado Springs, starting in 2014 for the legal weed and generous government benefits. Colorado

Carpetbaggers are entitled, obnoxious, pushy people throwing around their money in designer yoga pants while driving either a Subaru or a Mercedes-Benz.

These people paid premium rental prices so they could open and work in MJ dispensaries or grow centers starting in 2015 and totally drove housing prices through the roof. Colorado is now an state with "a very 'high' cost of living" and a burgeoning homeless problem to boot....Go away Colorado Carpetbagger.
Colorado Carpetbaggers come here, exploit this cool fun city , drive irresponsibly while overrunning the natives, and leaving them where natives can't afford to live here. They take advantage of the kind polite folks by making demands and then complain about the price later.

So Take your entitled Colorado Carpetbagger ass back to where you came from. Then Colorado Carpetbagger, get a real job where nobody subsides you and driving while you are stoned is illegal.
by Charlemagne784 November 21, 2017
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Magic Carpet Ride

Also known as a trifecta, a magic carpet ride is when a person takes a bong hit, followed by a bee sting and then finally an opiate.
"John won't be able to make the party tonight, because he took one too many Magic Carpet Rides."
by Boogalini July 7, 2022
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chest carpet

The huge amount of hair on a men's chest.
E:Oh,my god there's hair coming out of Bart's shirt.
M: OH...yeah that's his chest carpet didn't you know?
by Sikoul February 10, 2007
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Hannah's carpet

Hannah's carpet is the most amazing carpet that has ever existed. When you go over to her house, you just end up lying on her carpet instead of sitting on her amazingly comfortable and fancy couches.
It is soft and plush and fluffy and Hannah herself doesn't realise just what is so attractive about Hannah's carpet.
"Hey guys, take a seat on the couch" -Hannah
"I would rather lie on your carpet. I mean, it's not that often that you get a chance to lie down on Hannah's carpet" - friend
by Asxz December 27, 2011
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