california

A Place with awesome weather.
Got the hot guys(and chicks)

ONE OF THE FEW PLACES ON EARTH YOU CAN GET IN-N-OUT!!!!!

I love california
I miss it

Some guy not from California - Where are you from
California person - California, only the best place ever, you?
Some guy not from California - Oh I grew up in Utah
California Person- haha you suck I feel bad for you

by Sulker April 18, 2006

California Aquesuct

The artery through which southern California suct northern California dry.

When California empties the California Aquesuct for maintenance, people wade in and catch fish by hand. Now the fish are dead in both ends of the state.

Chippie the disoriented sea lion swam up the California Aquesuct almost to Los Banos.

by Downstrike October 7, 2004

California King Bed

A song of Rihanna referring to long distance relationships.

In this California king bed
We're 10,000 miles apart
I've been California wishing on these stars
For your heart on me
My California king

by Vasly June 4, 2011

University of California San Diego

Founded in 1960, the University of California-San Diego (widely known as UCSD)is a high-ranked public research university located in North County San Diego in the conservative community of La Jolla. UCSD puts much of its focus and funding into its research depts. and graduate schools. This is good in the sense that it has raised the university to number 32 in the country in only 46 years, but bad in that it leaves the undergrads without any grand sports events and frat row, like its sisters UCLA and Berkeley. UCSD has come to the very point of surpassing UCLA in academics, out ranking it in Engineering, Poli Sci, and Theatre amoung other things. Without a large waste of money on a football team, the campus is sadly decentralized and lacks a reason to come together. In the good ol' days, UCSD was so liberal, that in one instance a student lit himself on fire and died, to protest the Vietnam war. It is inevitable, that in time UCSD will surpass the outdated UCLA, because of its fast climb and focus solely on academics. More students are now choosing SD over LA as well as Berkeley.

I got into the three best UC's. Berkeley, LA, and San Diego. I could live in a foggy shithole, in a cloud of pollution, or by a ocean bluff...what did you THINK I'd choose?

University of California San Diego: THE SMARTER ONES (taken from a bumper sticker in the bookstore).

Typical UCSD weekend: A gust of wind through the eucalyptus tress and weird songs from the Singing Tree.

Typical UCSD party: One handle of vodka with 100 tomato-faced asians.

Another typical UCSD party: Bad ass memories of Tijuana and the fuckload of money lost at Barona.

by Justin G. April 28, 2006

California girl

A girl from the Golden State. Not necessarily blonde, super tan, or rich. Contrary to popular opinion (or at least the opinion shared by many insecure, whiny chicks who aren't fortunate enough to be from this culturally and economically diverse state), we don't all think we're better than everyone. Truth be told, the average California girl is a lot more confident than most females. I think a little bit of that comes from being portrayed by the media as, basically, the sexiest women on Earth. If the rest of the world thinks we're so awesome, there must be at least a little truth to that, right? Like all women, every California girl is beautiful in her own way. And no, we're not all super ditzy! Hahah.

Guy: Oh, so you're a California girl? You seem really smart, though...
Chick: I'm from California, and I'm smart. Those qualities are in no way related.

by imerikaandihatetoes February 8, 2012

hotel california relationship

A term describing when a long term couple breaks up, but can't stop getting back together multiple times. Derived from the line in the Eagles song, "You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave."

My roomate keeps wanting to get back with his ex-girlfriend, but I keep telling him, "Come on dude, check out of the Hotel California once and for all!"

How long have they been going out? It seems like forever! Naw, they're broken up but I think they're gonna start a Hotel California Relationship now.

by Johnny B Camaro October 7, 2005

california

My home state, where it's all at! Much better state than Michigan!

I moved to Michigan with my dad. God, it sucked hard. Michigan sucks. Cali's better! Thank God I moved back!

Kiss my arse, Michigay!

by Sparda April 29, 2005