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Guyger Counter

Similar to gaydar, this is the sixth sense many men possess which helps them to determine exactly how crazioactive a woman is.
Two guys at a bar:

Guy One: Ok dude, let's see what we've got going on tonight

Guy Two: Alright man, let me turn on the Guyger Counter

Guy One: What about the redhead?

Guy Two: No-go, still broken up over her last boyfriend

Guy One: The blonde?

Guy Two: Severely insecure because she's been a bridesmaid in 6 weddings, is nearing 30, and hasn't been in a steady relationship since she was 19

Guy One: Short skirt?

Guy Two: Jealousy issues.

Guy One: Ok, what about Glasses over there.

Guy Two: Hmm...I don't know. I'm getting a low reading, possibly within safe parameters. She's probably not too crazioactive. I say go for it.
by McGuyger January 8, 2010
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counter-seductive

when somebody tries to do things to appear more desirable and fails to the most negative degree.
friend1:man! you see ol' girl's ass in that outfit? she's killin' em!

friend2:but really did you see the 80 layers of make-up? sooo counter-seductive...
by Korbin Pheenix January 26, 2009
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Counterlulz

The enjoyment taken out of ruining someone elses fun. Especially on a messageboard/forum.
Kiko: Bugman89, why did you ruin it?

Bugman89: Because I also get lulz from ruining you guys' fun. I call it counterlulz
by Dudey McCool April 27, 2009
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counterproductive procrastinator

(1). someone who is defined as a counterproductive procrastinator. They never do what they say their going to as a result of laziness and or just a short attention span.

(2). never following through on a task they have set for themselves due to laziness.

(3). saying their going to do something then changing their mind a few moments later finding every obstacle possible to feed into their constant laziness.
guy: " That snow man is giving me the evils...I'm gunna kick it's ass...but its cold out there so im just gonna play xbox...and the door is locked and im to lazy to deal with that tonight..then i'd have to walk..which is just totally out of the question...i don't even wanna play xbox anymore...im just gonna sit here. i really need to stop being a counterproductive procrastinator one of these days or i'm gonna get nowhere."
by AndiLeaMissouri December 5, 2010
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counter cock block

Someone who prevents you from being cock blocked; usually another female you bring to distract a cock block and therefore neutralize the cock blocker.
John was trying to tell embarrassing stories about me so he could prevent me from scoring with a hot girl, but I distracted him with my friend nancy, the counter cock block. She pretended to be interested in him so he would stop being jealous and cock blocking me.
by markos maximus January 14, 2011
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Counter Strike

An insanely awesome game in which terrorists try and blow shit up, but usually Get Shot By Counter Terrorists
"Yea, Terrorists Have This One In The Bag"
*Headshot*
"NO!! FUCK YOU COUNTER STRIKE!!!""
by Halo8997 December 1, 2013
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Counter-Fade

When a man is faded by a girl (i.e. gets rejected, friend zoned etc.) and then counters it by making the girl feel guilty that she rejected him. It is a difficult and sometimes impossible thing to pull off, but when it is used successfully many people will be in awe of you.
Krista: I want to go to the beach.
Eric: I'll go with you.
Krista: I don't want to go with you, Eric.
Eric: Are you saying that I'm not good enough to just go to the beach with? Fine I'll go alone, I don't need to go with you!

Sean: Yo Nick did you just hear Eric's crazy Counter-Fade?
by Johnnie Bomber June 10, 2014
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