cospense

This word is of Chinglish origin. It is a transliteration of Chinese idiom 扣屎盆子. It refers to a situation where individuals or groups avoid taking responsibility for their actions or mistakes and instead shift the blame onto others. It implies a lack of accountability and an unwillingness to accept consequences for one's own actions.

Please don't cospense me! I'm innocent!

by TTbabe October 10, 2023

too many cosbys

clogging the toilet

ben: "the toilets overflowing!"
travis: "too many cosbys"

by poonami January 11, 2010

cosmicit

uncanny, often repetitive coincidences that the people involved in cannot tell others about.

(stemmed from the English words 'cosmic' and 'illicit')

Dude. We both wore the same color shirt today and I'm in love with you even though you're married. Cosmicit.

by acantakeheron February 22, 2009

Cosmo And Wanda

The two best fairies in the whole world! Stars of the Fairly Odd Parents.

Cosmo- Green Hair, really stupid, Male

Wanda- Pink Hair, responsible, Female

Cosmo and Wanda are both- Fairies, Godparents to Timmy Turner, will never die

by Wanda ( 0_o ) May 25, 2009

Cosmic Joker

A term attributed to author Charles Fort, referring to a higher power who is responsible for twists of fate and acts upon his victims at the most opportune or inopportune times. A persona of Karma, bringing down the undeserving and raising up the unfortunate and deserving.

When you see the jerk in the that almost ran you off the road passing get caught in a speed trap 5 minutes later. "The Cosmic Joker nailed his ass"

by bleinad December 24, 2008

Cosar

Turkish soccer player that's fine as hell.

He CAN'T EAT BACON OR ANYTHING FROM A PIG BC THEIR DIRTY!

Yo don't be a Cosar GET BACON on that burger!

by Joe900009 October 21, 2008

Cosham

A utopian, celestial metropolis of a city whose location is estimated at the South of England by geography scholars. Cosham is home to the undisputed greatest Pizza Hut of all time. Legend has it Cosham is a magical place where nothing bad can possibly ever happen to you.

*mates are ribbing one other mate to the point where the other mate gets pissed off and upset*

Other mate: "For fuck's sake! I'm going to Cosham!"

by ghettoman95 March 20, 2012