chaos-tasking

Multi-tasking X 10. A condition or operational level guaranteed to result in zero productivity, a vast array of mistakes, and a level of hyperactivity at which one can operate for only very short periods of time. Synonym: hyper-tasking.

While chaos-tasking the other day, I was riding my motorcycle in the high speed lane at rush hour, never dropped below 120, texting two of my friends, talking on my cell, and reading some statistical research on the way to school.

The only problem I had was reading the notes I wrote down while I was doing my chaos-tasking.

by Prof K June 16, 2008

Chamush

The transformed word to English of the Argentinean word Chamuyo meaning bullshit

That speach was pure chamush
I do not know anything for the exam, I think I am going to chamush it.

by Martin_Ge December 9, 2008

chaosogenic

To behave in a manner which will create cause chaos; this may be simply intentional in a sadistic harsh-prank manner or apparently without unconscious intent as in the "hysterical 'what? I did that?'" style or as may be seen in indivuduals suffering from Tourette's disorder who may make offensive or disruptive comments without intent or awareness. Most commonly seen in florid form in individuals whose behavior and other characteristics meet criteria for a formal diagnosis of Personalty Disorder, Borderline Type per the

American Psychiatric Association's "DSM" diagnostic manual.

Ed came into the doctor's office frequently, complaining loudly iin the waiting room of pain but when seen by the doctor complaining of cold symptoms and then, after leaving, complaining to others how insensitive the doctor had been concerning his pain; or a patient who adamantly demands treatment for complaints which are presented in a high-intensity, low-specificity, negative-tone manner while complaining loudly that all alternatives offered are at best stupid and at worst destructive. Such individuals are adept at "splitting" i.e. setting various individuals in the healing professions into conflict. When one sees a letter starting with "I have been a .... for .... years and I have never seen such mismanagement...." or when one attends a staffing of routine sort to find all possible staff from multiple agencies present, creating a "Cecile B. DeMille" situation with angry glares exchanged, one is dealing with a chaosogenic individual who is skilled at "splitting" and setting different caretakers into conflict if not warfare. The behavior appears to be deeply driven and essential to the comfort and feeling of well-being of the iindividual involved who does not appear to be driven by hostile motives.

by picsbyalf February 21, 2010

Chamisma

A potent mixture of charm and charisma that the world is unable to resist...but they can't quite put there finger on why.

Mark: I cannot get enough of hanging out with Heather! Why is that?

Melissa: (knowingly) "It's the chamisma. She's working it full-time. You are powerless against it."

Mark: (defeated, but happy.) "ohhh."

by BlackCat 33 March 10, 2010

Chaos'd

CHAOS'd (v.) - In softball terms, to have the whole world in the palm of your hand and blow it. a figure of speech.

See: munsoned

A team went to the State Softball tourney as the clear-cut favorites, but they CHAOS'd themselves and went 0-2.

Hey... good luck this weekend, don't get CHAOS'd.

by SD ASA August 5, 2010

chaosotherapy

a bizarre therapeutic system that would rely on chasosological principles to treat any kind of disease by restoring any abnormality to normality, e.g. by normalizing the diseased pancreas so that it can secrete insulin in a regular fashion and diabetes can be completely cured.

Chaosotherapy goes beyond medical sciences.

by uttam maharjan December 17, 2011

Chamocha

a nothing of a person, a person who is not worthy of another person love.

This guy is a Chamocha

by kmann346 November 23, 2013