CHAOS'd (v.) - In softball terms, to have the whole world in the palm of your hand and blow it. a figure of speech.
See: munsoned
See: munsoned
A team went to the State Softball tourney as the clear-cut favorites, but they CHAOS'd themselves and went 0-2.
Hey... good luck this weekend, don't get CHAOS'd.
Hey... good luck this weekend, don't get CHAOS'd.
by SD ASA August 5, 2010
Get the Chaos'd mug.A slam dunk so cool that it caused a disaster killing millions in New York causing basketball to be made illegal. The Chaos Dunk was, at first, only thought to be able to be performed by Charles Barkley, but another Chaos Dunk occurs in Manhattan when Charles is not present, which are the opening events on the computer game Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden
by Tacticalcraptical June 4, 2009
Get the Chaos Dunk mug.This occurrence happens when a player or players in the game called "Runescape" are killing the wilderness boss Vet'ion. The chaos dwarfs that are near by Vet'ion start to attack you from both sides, creating a dwarf sandwich. The reason this is a bad thing is because Pkers (Player Killers) can attack you and kill you during this occurrence because you are unable to log out while being attacked, and you will lose your item when you die.
Person 1"Man we were killing Vet'ion last night and we got stuck in a Chaos dwarf sandwich."
Person 2 "Dude that sucks."
Person 1 "Ya, Pkers showed up and fucked us."
Person 2 "Get wrecked scrub lord."
Person 1 "Dude shut up, I lost my fury."
Person 2 "Dude that sucks."
Person 1 "Ya, Pkers showed up and fucked us."
Person 2 "Get wrecked scrub lord."
Person 1 "Dude shut up, I lost my fury."
by Zona731 August 16, 2016
Get the Chaos dwarf sandwich mug.Usually a critical care or emergency medicine nurse who is “here for it”. The one who runs a tight ship and you the one look to when you don’t know what to do. They have a poker face you couldn’t break with a hammer and their internal dialog is 99% expletives and the constant sound of screechy, rusty airplane breaks coming to a halt. The one that calmly tells you to call a code and then 30 seconds later, opens epinephrine with their teeth. This nurse usually burns out quickly and drinks after work.
Did you see Alyssa during that trauma? She is a total chaos donkey the way she stopped the bleeding with her foot while putting an IV in that guy without a single twitch or moment of hesitation!
by CriticalCareBadass, RN June 10, 2021
Get the chaos donkey mug.the art of being completely incoherent and mumbling about complete babagge after a few hours of boozing.
takes sloppy drunk to a whole new level.
takes sloppy drunk to a whole new level.
by Gabe the Bartender October 17, 2013
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Get the chaos dorito mug.Chaos is a factor that can be very unpredictable. An example would be an object falling up instead of down or a fire starting without a source or oxygen. Chaos is anything that happens quickly and unusually.
When people are close to death some of them say they see the “Light at the end of the tunnel.” I think that tunnel leads to the chaos dimension. The only time you see this tunnel is when you are close to death but you are not meant to die.
Our bodies are like airplanes, and when you die it is like putting a hole in the plane and the air gets sucked out. But instead of air it is your soul going to the chaos dimension. If people die and are brought back to life their souls rot and become “ghosts.”
The Chaos Dimension
The chaos Dimension is a place where there are no rules or limits. People in the chaos dimension can do anything. They can change their age, fly, morph, breath under water, or anything else. You can go back to the normal dimension but, with two penalties. One you will lose your human-like form. Two when go back a huge disaster will occur. When someone sees the tunnel I explained in paragraph two an actual gateway opens between the dimensions for a very short period of time.
Chaos in the normal dimension is usually very violent and destructive.
When people are close to death some of them say they see the “Light at the end of the tunnel.” I think that tunnel leads to the chaos dimension. The only time you see this tunnel is when you are close to death but you are not meant to die.
Our bodies are like airplanes, and when you die it is like putting a hole in the plane and the air gets sucked out. But instead of air it is your soul going to the chaos dimension. If people die and are brought back to life their souls rot and become “ghosts.”
The Chaos Dimension
The chaos Dimension is a place where there are no rules or limits. People in the chaos dimension can do anything. They can change their age, fly, morph, breath under water, or anything else. You can go back to the normal dimension but, with two penalties. One you will lose your human-like form. Two when go back a huge disaster will occur. When someone sees the tunnel I explained in paragraph two an actual gateway opens between the dimensions for a very short period of time.
Chaos in the normal dimension is usually very violent and destructive.
by marschaos2 November 13, 2009
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