catfish

Someone who acts like they are of the opposite gender online in order to attract someone of the same gender into liking their online persona

Sahil is acting like a catfish again. He somehow managed to catfish himself. Not sure how though.

by sfkjlsbfjasdv September 20, 2016

Catfish

A person that conspicuously leads another on to an idea of affection when there is none.

Alysona totally catfished me. She is a catfish.

by Toepuka November 17, 2015

Catfight

What happens when there aren't enough black guys to go around at the frat party.

Amber and Jenna are having a blood feud catfight over Toby.

by major_delmac February 28, 2005

Cafunkatated

Messed up, Retarded. Inncorrect.

Origin-Maya Colbert

OH SHIT MAN THATS HELLA CAFUNKATATED!
or
Oh man that chick got hit by an ice cream truck. Now she's all cafunkatated

by Mayabelle July 20, 2007

catfish shits

When someone eats to much fish then they feel like crap, and their stomach hurts.

1.

Not Nikko:

"Man yesterday I ate fish sticks for lunch then Long John Silver's for dinner. I feel kinda sick."

Nikko:

"Sounds to me like you have the CATFISH SHITS."

by godsp33d September 2, 2009

Catfish

A girl most likely named Nadine. She spends most of her time online and that is the only life she has. Be cautious, everything she says is a lie. Deceptive to the core and a sociopath. She may seem genuine but trust me, it's a facade. Not to be trusted.

Beware of the catfish.

by destroyaho September 17, 2013

European Catfish

Its a mythical creature that lives on the shores of europe. If you make eye contact with the fish you will have spontaneous rashes and unbelievable itching. To make this go away pat your head and turn around three times. If this doesnt work the call your local mythical creature hotline

"dude thats a european catfish, o crap man whats this rash."

by Blckbik April 10, 2007