Bruno Moreda

A grumpy, stubby, red-dick, hairless, no cow milking, squanch mating creature residing in the small town of Valley Ford, Ca.

What’s wrong with that guys red penis dad?
He most definitely is a Bruno Moreda son.

by Trumpfux December 26, 2019

Bruno

Bruno, the most gullible person you will ever meet. He will do anything even draw a penis on the science lap desks.

Shane: Draw a penis on the science lap desk
Bruno: Ok

by BRunomentOr March 12, 2020

brunnsboskolan

Brunnsboskolan is a school where most of the students are swag. There is a secret gay couple in 7th grade and their names start with K and Y.

"What school do you go to?"
"Brunnsboskolan."
"Sorry to hear that, and rest in peace."

by TMTMTLBabwe March 13, 2020

Bruninho

A guy who gets up at 6 a.m. on the clock to walk his 101 chicken, he is also a simple man, not weird in any way, except that one time he had funeral videos on his Alcatel phone. He takes "simple" man letter by letter, and so he can be classified as a simp.

Bruninho knows how to play soccer, but sucks at handball and only passes to that one girl.

by BogaginsNeves March 23, 2020

Bruno

Bruno is a weird guy he has a lot of pain in his heart but will never show it off, he is a bit shy, but in the cute way!!! He is very good looking! He enjoys listening to music, he never opens up to anyone because he fears they’ll betray him or laugh at him, loves traveling, he’s soulmate is and will forever be a Valentina or a Ivana , Bruno has a small dick!!!!!! but don’t worry your soulmate weather it’s Valentina or ivana will love you anyway. The only person that really likes him because of the person who he is is Valentina or Ivana the other ones just like him because of convenience ( he’ll notice once he starts giving Ivana or Valentina the chance to know each other better)

Bruno loves Valentina
Bruno always makes plans at last minute
Bruno is really mean

by Ana la goddess July 22, 2020

brunom

A man with astronomical levels of sexual intensity amazing in bed and extremely well endowed

Britney: how did your date go last night

Cristina: OMG he was amazing a comple BrunoM when he was done with me I couldn't even walk straight

That was a BIG one

Britney: I hope I find me a BrunoM I need it all night

by Brumastergod September 6, 2020

brunoo

Quite literally a midget (4'2")

Aww, look at that, it's a Brunoo!

by Coosine November 12, 2020