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wet breakfast

Someone who rarely has anything interesting to say and is generally a bit lacking in substance. A person one would not want to get stuck talking to at a party.
I do hope I'm not seated next to Shaun again; he's such a wet breakfast.
by erkod March 5, 2017
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Cambodian breakfast bowl

When a male ejaculates in a womans anus, then shovels the seman out with a spoon, then feeds it to the woman
My girlfriend was begging for something to eat so I whipped her up a cambodian breakfast bowl
by Cambodian Breakfast Bowl November 24, 2018
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Missouri beaver breakfast

When a person gets revenge by shearing of thier pubic hairs and inserting it into ones mouth.
My sister was a total bitch today so i decided to give her a Missouri beaver breakfast.
by captainbeaverpants July 30, 2010
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Wednesday Morning Breakfast

A 'WMB' is where you take a hit of weed, snort a line of coke (or whatever you want) then take a shot of liquor before exhaling the hit.
Dude, let's do a few Wednesday Morning Breakfasts and get really fucked up
by makingitglow July 23, 2011
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No Squid, No Breakfast

A pickup line commonly used in Southeast Asia to let a woman know that she won't receive breakfast unless she swallows the man's semen
by CEO Duck January 12, 2017
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strong breakfast

Breakfast that can allow you to go strong through lunch time without feeling hungry.
- Sarah, what if we go kayaking this morning?

- Sounds good! let's have a strong breakfast and we come

back home for dinner
by Pierre555 September 23, 2011
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Portugese breakfast

This ia a very satisfying, Tasty, and interestingly hot way to eat a sloppy omelette. First you need a willing particapent, after you have found one you need 3 eggs, some parsley, and oh yes the canadian bacon. Once you have all the ingredients mixed together pour them into the participants anal cavity, now the trick is to make them really hot they are in a sense the "skillet". This will warm the mix and it is now ready for consumption. The prefered tool for the pros is a straw. But you need to have some good lungs for this meal for you do need to work for it...
Wow i had the best portugese breakfast last night... Dude you were with steve all night....
by S 3 X Y Santa August 17, 2005
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