A large and heavy book, usually a Java or other programming language guide, that is used by an angry programmer to smack people over the head with while angry, or all the time.
Java-boy: "Hmmmm, I don't know what's wrong with my program."
Some Guy: "Cause you're a noob(see: n00b)."
Jaba-boy: "ARrrGRGGGWWFHDH!! I WILL SmITE YOU WITh My JavA BooK oF RaGE!!!"
Some Guy: "Cause you're a noob(see: n00b)."
Jaba-boy: "ARrrGRGGGWWFHDH!! I WILL SmITE YOU WITh My JavA BooK oF RaGE!!!"
by Jimmi April 11, 2005
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Get the black book mug.Having sex by doing it by the book: the way porn stars everywhere seem to have a generic routine to fuck each other nowadays.
First: boob tease
2nd: Blow Job
3rd: Girl Strips
4th: Eating out the girl
5: Hardcore Sex
6th: Spanking
7th: Jizzing in her face as you beat off
First: boob tease
2nd: Blow Job
3rd: Girl Strips
4th: Eating out the girl
5: Hardcore Sex
6th: Spanking
7th: Jizzing in her face as you beat off
Girl: So how do you wanna do this baby?
Boy: Let's start fucking by the book from now on.
Girl: What book? The Kama Sutra?
Boy: No, the way they keep doing it in my porn.
Girl: WTF??? wait. ok...
Boy: Let's start fucking by the book from now on.
Girl: What book? The Kama Sutra?
Boy: No, the way they keep doing it in my porn.
Girl: WTF??? wait. ok...
by Rahul55 August 17, 2008
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Get the book mug.Did you hear Kellen loves the cock? He posted it on facebook!" "Nah, Jared Book-Faced the shit outta him, although he may still love the cock anyways...
by Bonzo321 July 8, 2010
Get the Book-Faced mug.Bukaki is a new porn genre where the actress allows several men to ejaculate on her. The term Bukaki originates from an anchient Oriental punishishment; Female townsfolk found guilty (or at least accused) of adultery would be burried to the neck in sand then each man (of capable age) from the town would ejaculate over her face. Most women subjected to the punishment would find the humilation so great they would comit suicide.
by ThaJtoDaB July 6, 2003
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