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Java Book of Rage

A large and heavy book, usually a Java or other programming language guide, that is used by an angry programmer to smack people over the head with while angry, or all the time.
Java-boy: "Hmmmm, I don't know what's wrong with my program."
Some Guy: "Cause you're a noob(see: n00b)."
Jaba-boy: "ARrrGRGGGWWFHDH!! I WILL SmITE YOU WITh My JavA BooK oF RaGE!!!"
by Jimmi April 11, 2005
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black book

an book that a ladies man keeps of all his ladies' phonenumber,address and stuff
my black book is so much bigger than urs man
by jared December 4, 2004
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fucking by the book

Having sex by doing it by the book: the way porn stars everywhere seem to have a generic routine to fuck each other nowadays.

First: boob tease
2nd: Blow Job
3rd: Girl Strips
4th: Eating out the girl
5: Hardcore Sex
6th: Spanking
7th: Jizzing in her face as you beat off
Girl: So how do you wanna do this baby?
Boy: Let's start fucking by the book from now on.
Girl: What book? The Kama Sutra?
Boy: No, the way they keep doing it in my porn.
Girl: WTF??? wait. ok...
by Rahul55 August 17, 2008
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book

verb meaning to run or to leave in a hurry
i fuckin booked when the cops showed up
by stfu March 4, 2003
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Book-Faced

When you leave your facebook open and your friends post updates/change pictures.
Did you hear Kellen loves the cock? He posted it on facebook!" "Nah, Jared Book-Faced the shit outta him, although he may still love the cock anyways...
by Bonzo321 July 8, 2010
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bookaki

Bukaki is a new porn genre where the actress allows several men to ejaculate on her. The term Bukaki originates from an anchient Oriental punishishment; Female townsfolk found guilty (or at least accused) of adultery would be burried to the neck in sand then each man (of capable age) from the town would ejaculate over her face. Most women subjected to the punishment would find the humilation so great they would comit suicide.
by ThaJtoDaB July 6, 2003
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fuck book

You been sitting around looking at fuck books
by Jason Mc August 24, 2006
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