A completely drunk British tourist who has lost his passport and or his keys to his hotel while on holiday.
A level of drunkenness reserved for the very special cases where you lose all faculties; keys and passports included.
A level of drunkenness reserved for the very special cases where you lose all faculties; keys and passports included.
We had a distressed british national come in at 6am looking for his passport and his hotel key card after he pissed himself.
Did you see Brian last light? I can't believe he drank that much!
Yea, he went full distressed british national last night.
Hope he can find his keys; and a new set of pants.
Did you see Brian last light? I can't believe he drank that much!
Yea, he went full distressed british national last night.
Hope he can find his keys; and a new set of pants.
by RedLeg3 May 7, 2011
Get the distressed british national mug.Often referred to as "Evil Bri'ish Twin" or "Suck on it, you fat twat!" (both said is equally evil British accents), the Evil British Twin will break into your home and piss on your furniture. They probably wear a tight white/blue uniform outfit, and have really stupid, poofy hair. They are annoyingly good at everything and initially come off as charming, but don't be fooled! The Evil British Twin is, in fact, evil.
"Hello, good friend of mine who would never hurt me in any way."
"Piss off! Suck ya mum, you piece of lard!"
"Why are you saying such mean things?"
"Oh, sorry, I'm going through my Evil British Twin arc."
"Piss off! Suck ya mum, you piece of lard!"
"Why are you saying such mean things?"
"Oh, sorry, I'm going through my Evil British Twin arc."
by Evil British Twin Hater May 6, 2022
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When a girl either can't, or is really bad at giving handjobs, they are refered to as a british handjob, meaning a british guy could do it better.
Guy 1: Did you get that handjob from grayce?
Guy 2: Nope she wouldnt do it, its like a british handjob
Guy 2: Nope she wouldnt do it, its like a british handjob
by LOLSUX January 19, 2010
Get the British Handjob mug.Good, kind, highly intelligent people who are the aborigine of great Britain and not from any colonial state, for example India or Pakistan as these people call them self British when they are trying to claim benefits.
The British are now second class citizens in there own courtiers mainly England, Scotland and Wales. They are also disrespected by the immigrants who came to their green and pleasant land during the 1960’s. They are still getting trodden on by there own government. Any Brit who speaks out against immigration to the little islands is promptly called thashest, racist, xenophobes, of a Nazi, but never a patriot.
The Britain is now greatly disrespected by the countries of Europe that it once sacrificed millions of innocent men and women to liberate from the Nazi occupation so I think they deserve a lot more respect.
The British are now second class citizens in there own courtiers mainly England, Scotland and Wales. They are also disrespected by the immigrants who came to their green and pleasant land during the 1960’s. They are still getting trodden on by there own government. Any Brit who speaks out against immigration to the little islands is promptly called thashest, racist, xenophobes, of a Nazi, but never a patriot.
The Britain is now greatly disrespected by the countries of Europe that it once sacrificed millions of innocent men and women to liberate from the Nazi occupation so I think they deserve a lot more respect.
"great briatin dont ow the world fuck all"
"Down trodden people who get disrespect from foreigners in their own country"
“Descendants of people who originally came from the British Isles”
"Down trodden people who get disrespect from foreigners in their own country"
“Descendants of people who originally came from the British Isles”
by micheal smith June 19, 2008
Get the British mug.A very strange lot of fellows who love to play Xbox live all day and talk about how fat and worthless the americans are, while they themselves don't know anything about who they are talking to. Usually the most smug and obnoxious ones are the kids, the ones who think they know everything and make very outrageous claims like no other. No one likes a smug british person.
I was playing Call of Duty 4 and some British Person, and his party of British People, started yelling at me about my mom. I think they were about 10-8 years old or something.
by BRITHATA36 November 2, 2008
Get the British People mug.The social malady in which a female continuously acts like a "bro" even in situations that warrant femininity.
Girl #1: "So how did your date go last night?"
Girl #2: "Awful. He went in for a kiss and I gave him a chest bump. I seriously suffer from broitis."
Girl #2: "Awful. He went in for a kiss and I gave him a chest bump. I seriously suffer from broitis."
by Ganja_Girl April 4, 2012
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