Baffed

Someone who is completely unaware of everything that goes on around them.

Teacher : "What is your name?" *Points at Jessie*
Jessie : *Looks around* "Who me?"
Teacher : "Your baffed!"

by CHATSHITGETBANGED_ January 14, 2017

Biffel

A word meaning Boyfriend for Life... started as bffl, then added the I and E to make it a "real" word.

"hey, look! isn't that your biffel over there??"
"yep, that's him!!"

by cpugeek1111 April 12, 2010

Cauliflower Biff

A women Rugby players fanny

John: god mate, I fucked a that bird last night.

Tony: Whats her biff like?

John:Cauliflower mate, cauliflower.

by DizzleDazzle June 13, 2005

Bffe

Best Friend For Ever

someone who has called you his/her Bffe considers you extremly close and among his inside group of friends

It can also be used in a sarcastic sense putting emphasis on how much they have a distaste for one another

Person no1:Fred Durst and Dj Lethal are Bffes

Person no2:Common knowledge

Person no1:Eminem hates Dj Lethal

Person no2:Man you kidding Eminem and Lethal are Bffes!

by Rojokeeed July 30, 2009

biff

n. An oafish character

Hey, look at that biff over there.

My Brother is a complete biff.

by Exploding Boy February 9, 2003

biffed

/bɪfd/

1. to be proved wrong when previously displaying a cocky attutude of being right.
2. Generally humiliated in some pride-before-a-fall kinda way
3. to be disappointed, gutted etsech

John was well biffed yesterday cos he asked Kayleigh out and she told him to fook off.

by Ghettoling August 6, 2010

biffer

The act of shoving a large pole, preferably a baseball bat, up one of a women's 3 holes, mouth ass or vagina.

Dude, did you biffer her yet?

by kazels June 3, 2008