Cognitive Behaviour Therapy

A very popular talking therapy is Cognitive Behaviour Therapy with a huge psychological fan base that claims to reduce anxiety and other related disorders by reconstructing negative thoughts and making them impossibly positive. A therapist normally takes the patient through a fast track procedure and expects them to be fully recovered after 4 weeks when in fact the poor bugger has actually got worse. Often done on the NHS with therapists pushed for time and the patients wanting to strangle them. Regularly sold on the internet for a fee because some bastards like to make money out of other people's misery. An over-rated therapy when really the patient has so many issues they ought to be seeing a shrink but the government has to be seen to be doing something to help the mentally deranged.

Jane went to see her therapist last week for Cognitive Behaviour Therapy; I'm visiting her today in the loony bin

by MysticMog September 21, 2011

Laddish Behaviour

Acts of truly noble lads. Often inspired by testosterone, and generally found in groups.

Such as;

excessive drinking, excessive smoking, excessive shagging, excessively being a lad.

Laddish behaviour also involves the mistreatment of others, especially women.

Tim Berg - Seek Bromance Official Video.

1: 'Dude, why did you just get off with that girl and then spit your gum in her mouth?'

2: 'Don't know man, she was a crap pull.'

1: 'Laddish Behaviour!'

by CherryBakeweller November 19, 2010

Slag Behaviour

When a conversation or actions from a girl indicate that she is a bit loose/easy.

It is 'Slag Behaviour' when a girl classifys a good night out where she was the centre of attention of one or more males.

It is 'Slag Behaviour' to give your number to a guy you have just met

When a girl is in contact with several ex-boyfriends, that is 'Slag Behaviour'

by Az101 December 4, 2007

fatherless behaviour

A phrase usually used by a Incel or virgin to describe any behaviour in public spaces lacking shame in sex or sexuality.

did you see her shoulder showing In class today??? fatherless behaviour.

by A p Named Slickback May 5, 2022

Maidenless Behaviour

1)Irrational behaviour exhibited by people who haven't been in a relationship in a long time or ever in their lives, with the sexual frustration making them see everything as sexual.

2)Hornyposting about female characters from Elden Ring on the Internet

1)-Mike:Did you hear about that TikToker who claimed that Anya from Spy x Family blushing is sexualization?

-George:Damn man, that's some Maidenless Behaviour right there!

2)-Josh:Yo Jake, whatchu watching there?

-Jake:That's my waifu, Ranni-chan! Look at her smooth, blue skin and her four slender arms...

-Josh:What the fuck bro, that's some real maidenless behaviour you having...

by DollarStoreJesus April 16, 2022

fatherless behaviour

if you say “fatherless behaviour” you are implying that you have a poop kink

“fatherless behaviour”
“what the fuck dude that’s disgusting!?”

by micahlmao September 4, 2021

Bayside Behavioral Health Hospital

What Happens at Bayside Behavioral Health Hospital, Stays at Bayside Behavioral Health Hospital. Bayside is a place where you randomly wake up in the middle of the night getting your blood taken after a night off of 6 substances. Bitches with pink hair and Jones Bbq & Food Massage are to be found here. The minimum stay is 72 hours, so prepare to not shit for at least 3 days. By the end of your stay, you will become an absolute god at uno
But hey, the cookies are gas. Shout out to Ms. Claira

“i’ve lost count on how many times i’ve been at Bayside Behavioral Health Hospital”

“Dawg, i’m craving some Bayside cookies rn.”

by suixdied September 2, 2021