bag beetle

Pubic lice, little critters that dwell in the hair on your naughty parts. They can be spread through sexual intercourse, but you can also get them from toliet seats, bed sheets, or someone else's underwear. More commonly known as crabs.

Jimmy's been scratching at his pants all night. Five bucks says Joan gave him the bag beetles.

by Snow Globe October 2, 2006

that's beet

to express the idea of ridiculousness or stupidity in another's ideas or actions.

damn man, this shit is beet.

by Cracka'fo'sho' May 13, 2005

Beet Off

To throw multiple beets at a house.

He just beet off my house!

by Cindy Chicken Nugget March 3, 2009

Beetroot

A person who's face has turned a red/purple because they are embarrassed, 'beetroot' is usually shouted when someone does something embarrassing and try's to pass it off.

(school kid drops food tray onto floor and his face turns red)
Guy 1: WWWAAAYYYY!!
Guy 2: WWWAAAYYY!
Guy 3: (aside to friend) his face is beetroot
Guy 2: haha ye
Guy 1: (shouted at kid) BEETROOT!!!
Guy 3: BEETROOT!!!!

by Beetrootboy December 8, 2012

Penis Beetling

The sexual practice of inserting a live beetle into the urethra of a mans penis. Most often the barbs are removed from the legs for easy extraction.

One day after becoming bored of the typical masturbation, anal fingering, and gerbil felching a man attempted and found great pleasure in a good old penis beetling.

by BcgrownJer September 12, 2011

Beetle-crushers

Highly polished army or safety boots with thick rubber soles.

“Aint no cockroaches gonna stick around when they see those beetle-crushers coming!”

by Major Shisterrer September 4, 2008

Beetroot

Also known as 'brute' meaning someone who tackles hard/big hits in Rugby Union

Oof that prop Matthew is a beetroot did you just see that big hit?

by LawtyLover November 18, 2010