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band geek

A person in a race of human kind who will someday rule the world with their constant blasting of music, and craziness. Band geeks tend to be quite the eccentric bunch, especially the drums. Don't ask me why, but they are. An ESPECIALLY crazy band geek will most likely be in the marching band, since they are around even more people, running around a field in about any kind of weather, smacking into each other.
WARNING: CONTACT WITH A BAND GEEK MAY CAUSE IN LOSS OF BRAIN CELLS, LOSS OF SANITY, AND LOSS OF HEARING.
Trumpet Player: Look how loud I can play! *plays EXTREMELY loud*

Snare Drum Player: Oh please! I can play louder! *bangs on drum*

Rest of the Band: *sees how loud they can play*

Drum Major/Conductor: *conducting* 8D

Random Non-Band Geek: *is scared* O-O
by Mella Bella December 9, 2008
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band slut

A woman who performs sexual favors on band members. Usually this is to heighten their status in the live music scene. Some women look up to this art and will brag about performing this duty.
"i only joined this band to get band sluts"
"we might be a shit band but we sure do get the band sluts"
"that band slut sucked my pipe last night old school, i am a rock god!"
"i don"t even like this music or know what the fuck it is about . I just go to gigs to be a band slut, and im a better person for it"
by P. Rickshaw October 9, 2007
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half baked

1) when you are only half stoned
2) a plan not well thought out
3) a great stoner movie
Dude, i need more weed. Im only half baked

We should steal PS3's and then return them to the store for money! Uhm that is the most half baked scheme i have ever heard of.

They Killed KILLER B!
by Rob Blazer January 3, 2007
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Band party

Anytime "band nerds" or "band geeks", congregate somewhere to chill, hang out, and prove that, of course, it's only the people who aren't in band that aren't cool.
1) They had a band party that weekend, following the big game.
by killerfiller February 27, 2006
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marching band

1. The one thing that can both give you a life, and totally take it away at the same time.
2. Where "one more time" actually means 57439204 more times.
3. The most accomplished, but least appreciated team in the whole school.
4. The only time it's legal for an elder to demand a group of kids to "finger correctly" and "blow harder".
5. When EVERYTHING is a sexual referance.
6. When your closest friends and boyfriend/girlfriend are in the band. And ONLY in the band.
7. The only place it's possible to be singing "The Wheels on the Bus" during a trip while a couple is doing inappropriate things under a blanket in the best seats.
8. When you can fall asleep even with the drumline hacking on the back of your headrest.
9. When you spend more time in the band room than in your own home, or anywhere else for that matter. In fact, you just go down there to hang out and get passes out of classes to "practice for districts."
10. The best thing anyone could possibly be a part of in the world. Period.
1. non-band person - "Can you do anything tonight?"
band person - "No.. I have band practice.. YAY!"
2. band director - "Alright let's reset that one more, guys!"
(many times later..)
"Alright guys, I mean it this time."
(more times later..)
"Okay seriously, we've got it for real this time.."
3. *school announcements*
"Last night our football team lost a game 0-693465. Good effort, team! We know you'll get them next week! Spanish Club is to meet in room 203 after school tonight. Oh, and not to mention our band had some kinda thing goin' on last night and won something or something.. Also, I have a hangnail.."
4. band director- "Alright everyone, I need you to really get those fingers moving and I need you to blow plenty hard!"
5. band director- "Stop messing around and get that thing in your mouth!"
band kids - *snicker, snicker*
6. band kid - "My bestfriends, boyfriend and I are all gonna go to Bobby's house tonight and watch last year's DCI Finals DVD! I can't wait!"
7. band kid - "I heard Suzy and Tommy were getting it on in the back of the bus while we were singing band songs."
8. drummer - *hackhackhackhackhackhack*
band kid - *undisturbed sleeping*
9. band kid - "Hey Mr. So&So, can I get a pass to go practice for districts?"
Mr So&So - "Sure Billy! Golly gee, you band kids are so responsible!"
(in the band room)
band kid - "WHO'S UP FOR SOME BAND VOLLEYBALL OVER THE GONG STAND?!"
10. band kids - "Marching band is AWESOME!"
by ohappyday September 14, 2009
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Band-me-down

a musical act once loved by you, now loved by your kid; a musical act once loved by your parent, now loved by you.
My dad was thrilled to give me the band-me-down of LED Zepellin..”
by ArghAisle December 10, 2019
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banda

Banda is a slang word in Oriya, the principal language of east Indian state of Odisha. Banda means penis.
Pela ki janila gehiba maza,
Sabu maza nela se Banda raja.
It was the giant cock which actually hijacked the pleasure of sex, while the two testicles became mere onlooker.

Banda is also used in a mildly offensive way & has several colloquial uses as follows.
Mu Taku Banda Bala re khatiri karena.
(I don't care him even for a strand of my pubic hair.)

Tu Banda ta janichhu.
(You don't know anything about this.)

Tu k'ana mo Banda mundi?
(Are you so important a person as you think?)

Alo lo Naba Nabina,
Mo Banda Pela ku ana.
Jadi Tu karibu mana
Fatei debi to dana.
by Jack DeSilva January 1, 2013
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