boardstrong

From the message board NodownCards.com, boardstrong is a philosophy that embodies the creativity and ingenuity aspects of message boarding.

"Hey look, the same Eric Estrada picture thats been on the internet since the Civil War. Way to boardstrong."

by Chris February 24, 2005

boar hog

To engage in vigorous sexual activity, specifically with a woman that you do not care about. Usually used by drunken rednecks.

I got drunk and boar hogged the shit out of Sally last night.

(As an attractive woman walks by)
"I'd like to boar hog her."

by Dutch Dalton May 4, 2008

Message board whore

A person (usually a female or a flaming male) that persists on commenting on every single poster that is currently logged in. This person typically has excellent typing skills, chugs coffee or energy drinks, pretends to have a life outside the cyberworld and acts as a politically correct person. There is no way of getting away from these types of people while logged in as they silently lurk, watching you post and then strike at the most oppurtune moment to break you down. Message board whores ramble on constantly and make pages of the message boards fly by worse than a slot machine.

Jim: Hi all! How's everyone doing today?

cloggergirl: Hi Jim! I'll bet you been a naughty boy after what I read last night. I just got done planting my tulips hee hee. Have you seen Honey1234? She and I are best pals! What's for dinner tonight? Oh my I'll BRB. Okay I'm back. Oh phone call! Okay back. Are you still here? Hello? ggghhh!

Jim: Fuck you silly bitch! Message board whore

cloggergirl: WAHHHHHHHHHH! What did I do?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

by Mrs Patooty June 9, 2009

ironing board

a) lethal injection gurney at the death house of the local prison

b) the operating table of the O.R. of the local hospital.

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, for his his crimes at the Boston Marathon of 2013, deserves to be either Mussolini-strung or to die-without his Miranda Rights being read to him- on the ironing board at Fort Leavensworth, Kansas, where they send all people in The United States who are convicted, and sentenced to death for, a capital Federal crime.

by Sexydimma September 13, 2013

free room and board

Prision/Jail.

Guy 1: "I heard John got free room and board."

Guy 2: "Fuck! Do you know if he has bail?"

by DoILookLikeASlut? October 14, 2009

War Boar

A really, I mean REALLY unattractive woman/mammal that looks like it survived WWII and found its way in the wild. Its features resemble the the body of the wild boar, the head is large, the legs relatively short, making this female hideous.

Jish - "Man, did you see that chick I wheeled last night?, I was soo tuned I dont remember"

Matt - "Man, I think I should hang up the skates and start coaching, she was a war boar"

by LaRose89 June 6, 2010

Boarhog Grind

An aggressive sexual act in which a male gets the female in a doggy style postition whilst bending the arms over her head and roughly scooting back and forth in a grinding motion making the woman grunt like a wild boar

Crispy got me in the Boarhog Grind last night and i thought for sure i was gonna start squeeling

by xXProzacxX July 26, 2009