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astrojudge

When you judge someone:

1) Based on their astrological sign
2) Based on information in their astrological chart
3) Because they don't know the time of their birth, therefore precluding #2 because you can only type in "noon" when typing their birth information into your electronic astrology database.
1) "Ugh, Becky is such a Capricorn. She's always going after men who have money. I know I shouldn't astrojudge her, though."
2) "Not to be astrojudgey but my hook up has Moon Square Saturn in his astro chart. Can you say emotionally unavailable?"
3) "I can't believe that asshole doesn't know the time he was born. Not like I would waste my energy astrostalking him, anyway, but I'll astrojudge him a little."
by mcfarland genna June 18, 2018
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astrobotany

The study of plant life in space.
Scientists are studying astrobotany by growing plants in the microgravity environment of the ISS and observing their growth.
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The undying urge to flirt with a 15 year old.

Usually occurs during full moons and the period of horniness before masturbation...
or if your name is MrMiyagy, it's every single living second.
"Doubt I would’ve payed much attention to your Astrololigetic ass if I was still there."

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Astro vacuum

In space, a creampie would technically not drip out like on earth. The partner would have to suck the nut out of her vagina, hence the astro vacuum.
Yeah man no gravity so I had to astro vacuum her, shit was whack.
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astrodump

An astrodump must be done using a public restroom with private stalls. You climb up to the top of the stall, hang off with pants down and drop a bill cosby aiming for the toilet bowl
Last night i took an astrodump at the mall, and it landed on the floor
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Astro-Bate

Astro-bate: Verb, to cum into someone's dream
Wife: you happened to cum into my dream last night
Husband: Yeah, I fealt the need to astro-bate
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astrobass

1) Another way of saying a big lower behind, also known as the butt or booty.

2) When someone says something they say is true, but say it just to boast.
1)“Get your astrobass over here!”
2)”The story Sarah told us that was about her winning 1st place was cool, but I can tell it was astrobass.”
by EmdyP January 9, 2019
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