Assitude

1. One's attitude resembling an asshole's attitude.
2. An ego maniac, jock, artist, or whatever--think "Kanye West's ego".
3. Or simply, asshole's attitude.

1.I can't believe that jerk cut you off! He has some major assitude!
2. What a show-off, this d-bag has as much assitude as Kanye West!
3. His assitude is really pissing me off! What an ass!

by RAMBAMF September 3, 2013

Flying asshat

Jumping over objects to land ass first on someones head, effectivly giving them an asshat.

That dude just jumped over that desk and gave me a flying asshat.

by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010

asspits

the imaginary line that is crossed when one is fed up completely and yet still has to carry on.

as in "I am up to my asspits in work, there is no way I can go out tonight."

by Juli Harland July 29, 2008

Asswit

A person who uses witty remarks to insult others, coming off as a total ass. This person generally has nothing else to live for, and resorts to clever asshole remarks to entertain them self. Not to be confused with asshat.

"God, that jerk Andrew is such an asswit."
"Yeah, the fucker dropped a duece in my pillowcase."

by CheesePits December 6, 2009

asshat

people who submit retarded definitions to UD

the person who wrote this is an asshat

by big asshat January 23, 2007

asskite

A light framework covered with cloth, plastic, or paper, designed to be flown in the wind at the end of a long string, which is held between the buttocks of a man or woman. Holding the string in any other manner renders it merely a kite.

It's a nice day. I think I'll head down to the beach and fly an asskite. With my ass.

by Bilbo March 16, 2004

dumb as shit

To be as dumb as crap; dumb as poo. (Latin; derived from fatuus shituus)

Dude, your granda is as dumb as shit

by matt dogg October 12, 2003