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Nathan Aspery

Oi, watch what you're eating or you'll become a Nathan Aspery
by diabetes 2 April 30, 2019
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I have Asperger’s syndrome

It’s not entirely my fault that I act this way
by Death Menace April 10, 2022
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Aspen

one dumb, bubble headed, blonde, fake, controlling, manipulative, TALL, whore faced, slut bitch. this is based on personal experience.
you know that girl,aspen”

“yeah stay away from her. i heard she’s a huge hoe bag.”
by aspenhater January 20, 2020
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aspergia

A mental health syndrome that is seen as "high-functioning autism." It is really a bullshit syndrome created by and for geeks so they actually have a mental excuse for not being able to talk to girls or catch a football.
"I would walk down the street with other humans, but my Aspergia makes it impossible. I will get all my pokemon to level 100 instead and say I am really smart.
by MickeyMouse7 March 31, 2009
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Aspic

Aspiring basics. Girls who don't have the means to live as basic bitches, but want to. Sadder than
"Oh man, check out the aspic in the imitation Uggs. She keeps a Starbucks cup, but fills it for free at the office"
by billmax January 19, 2015
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ASPCA commercial

1)aspca commercial(adj.)- Something so sad, that will make almost anyone anyone cry till they die.

2)(adj).- a state of awkwardness when someone else cries because of something sad but you can't seem to shed a tear.
1)man, i just broke up with my girlfriend, it was like an ASPCA commercial.

2) I just had an ASPCA commercial moment right there, my girlfriend still cried because her dog died, I can't even put on a sad face. she now hates me
by almightynino July 25, 2016
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Aspergers

A word used to socially snub a person who has decided that life is better without social interaction.
Person 1: "That person has aspergers"
Person 2: "Yea what an autist haha"
Person 1: "I'm going to get a psychology degree by doing little to no science and then snub the people who are actually contributing to society, and nobody is going to dispute my bullshit claims because everybody in the field of psychology is retarded!"
by TheAutisticHumanBeing December 8, 2017
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