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approx01

Short for flaming or faggot

Chad "Approx01" Diffey is a total mockery of the human race who goes out in public and wonders why people vomit at even the slightest glance of his hideous mug.

Approx01 is known particularly for wearing dog collars, participating in gay erotica, working at a box factory, eating chocolate dick, and running around Arkansas screaming "Zoinks!"

His life is a pointless wreck and he is the most useless human being in existence.

He also enjoys riding his bike or as he enjoys calling it "cycle" around town trying to pick up young boys and smear their faces with his baby d1ck. He more than likely has the seat adjusted so that it goes up his ass.

Finally, more than anything that has been mentioned in this discription, Approx01 quite possibly may be the worst person ever to grace his obese depressed body into the world of CoD and World of Warcraft. Nothing is worse than missing 30 rounds of an Mp44 point blank in Coolmaps or having to powerlevel a Draenei (LOL) paladin because he is too awful to learn to play a class by himself. Wiping a group 4 times in a row in a regular BM run might be his demise and truthful epitome of "garb" during his gaming career.
"This thread is over. If Approx01, best rifleman in CoD2, thinks this movie is garbage, it is. This man, from the likes of elite-level teams such as c2e and RBD, has the talent, intelligence, and patience that every elite player does. He may consecutively miss 30 rounds of an Mp44 point blank into unknown pubs named Od!n, but i have since dicsovered that player was infact NightFaLL in disguise."

-tommy anderson
by Gessica Brown January 12, 2008
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randy approval

by Randy Master January 20, 2009
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David Wild Approval

The highest most prestigious honor a film can receive, to achieve this award a film must be approved by David Wild the notoriously harsh film critic.
OMG did you hear the the new star trek received the David Wild Approval we have to go watch it now
by chuckpea12 April 22, 2013
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approximate

noun. A spouse or boyfriend/girlfriend who is not an ideal match, but close enough in many respects.
"Looks like things are going really well with your girlfriend, Bob!"

"Yeah, it's pretty good, Stan. I kept looking for my vision of perfection, then decided I should get real and find an approximate."
by Mr.Whosiwhatsis August 12, 2008
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Cultural Appropriation

When white people cash in on things invented by cultures that they normally make fun of. For example, hiring British white actors to play ancient Romans and The Mummy in the Mummy movie. They call the actual members of that race the "ghetto" Egyptians. Like not ALL Egyptians are ghetto (For example the British actors that play them). After they do that they start yelling at strangers on their TV news saying stuff like "Let me guess are they offended???" Even though they know they did it because they are white supremacists and would refuse to watch a movie with the actual race in it.
"The only reason Despacito made it on the white people radio stations is specifically and only because of Cultural Appropriation by a white guy."
by ThundaBabe August 7, 2019
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Sludge Mafia approved

Only the select few prime rib grade E bottom of the barrel meat get these little titles handed down from the actual mafia cunts. Most are troll like men wearing their little badges proudly.
I stole CrimsonKing02's sludge mafia approval badge lol
by NIC September 25, 2003
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appropriately touched

prelude to wanted/desired sex! -on the TV news there exists a notion of "inappropriate touch", -this largely translates to: 'GET LOST YA FUCKIN' CREEP'!!

the 'dream' of being 'greenlit' for sex, remains a 'magical moment' for a human of any point of departure!!
in the pick-up bar, janine was appropriately touched! she COULDN'T WAIT to 'GET OFF'!!

being appropriately touched, he fantasized over some 'space travel'!!

she touched him appropriately, he "shot off" accordingly!!
by michael foolsley August 4, 2011
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