Appleby

A small town in Cumbria full of violent and aggressive chavs who vandalise anything that other residents hold dear. The small town is full of drugs that everyone seems to have done at least once

Person 1: fancy going Appleby today

Person 2: nah we’ll get jumped by chavs and junkies

Person 1: ok we’ll go Kirkby

Person 2: sound

by Real g like jack September 8, 2019

Apple

The truly heinous name of Chris Martin and Gwenyth Paltrow's lovechild.

Dear Apple,

Your father and I are sorry for giving you that truly heinous name.

Love,

Gwenyth

PS: I hope your therapy sessions are going well.

by clarkecake July 30, 2005

cunt apple

Reference to the shape of the shaved female pubic mound, especially when accompanied by large puffy outer lips.

Lisa's cunt apple was clearly defined in that little thong.

by Little Ugly Eddie March 5, 2008

apple pie

*A slang term for a woman's vagina.

*A pie with apple flavorings.

"Gonna get me a lil apple pie!"

"Which kind?"

"Oh you know what I'm talkin' about!"

by Dave April 8, 2004

Apple Whore

An insufferable arsehole who owns every piece of apple technology possible and goes on about it all the time.

Person 1"Mike just got the ipad 2."
Person 2 "He already has an ipod, iphone, macbook pro and mac. If he keeps going on about his apple stuff I swear I'm gonna hit him."
Person 1 "He's such a stupid apple whore"

by Dr Wally September 6, 2011

Beatnik Applause

A form of applause whereby the middle finger and thumb of both hands are repeatedly snapped/clicked instead of clapped. Beatnik applause was developed in the cafes of the 1950s/1960s by the Beatnik/Beat Generation. Many "Beat Poet" fans of this period now suffer from severe arthritic inflammation of the thumb and middle finger.

POET: "The room suddenly went into a mad darkness. A spotlight pierced blackness like a white devil's knife. A voice rose and screamed. Words of beauty cutting my throat. A poem of life, of love, of doom. My years on Earth summed and fooled."

CROWD: Beatnik Applause

by PopeMichael May 13, 2010

appledick

a person who is just a complete bitch and is always talkin sum shit

“‘man if you don’t shut the fuck up, you appledick”

by davesthename June 24, 2019