rotten apple

a unfit or corrupt person who's nature is known to corrupt others (derived for the expression one rotten apple spoils a barrel)

No telling who the rotten apple is here without a thorough examination.

by The Return of Light Joker September 27, 2011

Apple juice

The best juice in the world
Prove me wrong

A: Apple juice is the best
B: Coffee is better (even though that's not a juice)

by iiAnonymous July 8, 2020

adam's apple

Something some guys have on their throats. It bobs up and down as they talk/swallow/eat ect..

Girls love adams apples.

Omgosh, his adam's apple is soo hott!

by Yea.. May 15, 2005

Apple-john

A preserved apple which has lost the majority of its water content and thus appears wrinkled and shriveled. It was a term invented by Shakespeare, not Seth MacFuckingFarlane.

“I am withered like an old apple-john.” Shakespeare: 1 Henry IV. iii. 3.

by Gliese September 13, 2010

applecrisping

the act of sitting on an object everyone uses for a long period of time until the object becomes warm and potentially sweaty.

Taylor was applecrisping the remote yesterday so everyone had to finish watching Jurassic Park 3.

by BurdyDird November 7, 2009

apple day

To wakeup so hungover in albany that when you see a congregation of pumpkin fuckers bobbing for apples under a tree on a rainy sunday dusk, your first thought isnt that its earthday or labor day or whatever the fuck holiday people decide to worship trees and apples. Instead you scream out in a loud mickey mouse type tone "happy apple day" to every person you see on the way back to your room/wendy's.

I almost flabbergasted when i found out it was appleday... happy apple day, happy apple day, happy apple day...

by casedilla2 March 14, 2010

Apple Harvest

(V) When you donate Steve Jobbs' body to science

Oh man the boys at the lab are gonna have an apple harvest today!

by Jared Pellin October 8, 2011