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alpha spoon

When two people spoon, the alpha spoon is in back. Also known as the big spoon, they compliment the beta spoon.
She's small and I'm tall, so I always wind up the alpha spoon.
by undefinedsymbol January 22, 2009
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alphabet agency

A colloquial term, typically used in a mocking fashion, used to describe a government agency, usually one that is part of the US law enforcement and intelligence network, that uses an abbreviation consisting of letters. For example the ATF, FBI, NSA, CIA, and similar agencies are considered alphabet agencies.

The term is particularly popular amongst the firearms community and on 4chan. Both of these communities have come into conflict with many of these agencies, and use this kind of language to mock the alphabet agencies. The cause of these conflicts include the ATF's enforcement and attempted enforcement of gun restrictions deemed illegitimate by the pro-gun community, the participation of other agencies assisting the ATF in said enforcement, alleged intrusion of privacy by intelligence agencies, the CIA's history of human rights violations such as MKultra, the FBI conveniently losing documents regarding the Hunter Biden controversy, the FBI allegedly plotting against selected political movements in favour of other parties, the ATF's cease and desist letter to Q regarding the Honey Badger pistol, the involvement of agencies in the Waco and Ruby Ridge sieges where atrocities were committed, crackdowns on legitimate gun accessory businesses for claims of their products (usually solvent traps) being able to be used as restricted accessories such as suppressors, as well as many more controversial acts by so-called alphabet agencies.
The ATF is just another alphabet agency meant to enforce the federal government's monopoly on violence and the only other things it does is do the DEA's job but worse and be the armed wing of the FDA.
by Davo. March 14, 2021
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Alpha Gams

1. the respectable, classy ladies on campus known for their sophistication, scholarship, beauty, and leadership

2. the ladies gentlemen prefer (especially when it comes time to find a wife)

3. the ladies always walking tall even when others humorously try to bring them down
Alpha Gams have always and will always be the best.
by The University of Memphis September 22, 2006
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Ebonetic Alphabet

A- Afro
B- Booty
C- Chicken
D- Dat
E- Er Where
F- Fo' Sho
G- Grillz
H- Holla'
I- Impala
J- Juicy
K- Killa, Kobe
L- Lebron
M- Motha Fucka
N- Ninja
O- Obama, Oprah
P- Peeps, Pimp, Pussy
Q- Quarterbag
R- Redbone
S- Stunna'
T- Trick, Trippin'
U- Uzi
V- Vandross
W- Word
X- XTC
Y- You Go Girl !
Z- Zimbabwe
Playa 1: Yo homey, did you catch that License Plate that just ripped my joint for two g's?

Homeboy: Heh Yeah, i luh dat. It had been UZI TRICK STUNNA 9-1-1.

Playa 1: Word. I'm glad we knows our ebonetic alphabet. Les I wouldn't understanz you

Homeboy: Church.

Playa 1: Let's go report this to the hot boyz and find some skirts for the E so I can get some funk.

Homeboy: They lucky you didn't have yo' gat on you. Or else you mighta pulled out yo strap and laid them bustas down

Playa 1: True, True. Dat's what I know playa. I luh dis urban dictionary. We just schooled all the wannabe hoods er where in dis US of the ATL . Get em'
by TL and MG fo' sho June 15, 2010
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Alpha phi alpha

The first and the finest of all Black Greek Fraternities that was founded in 1906 on the campus of Cornell University. They are sexy, sophisticated, involved in their communities and smart as hell. Especiaslly those Bad BoyZZ of the Zeta Zeta chapter!!
A: I love Alpha men!
B: Me too they are sexy!
by Swizzle June 6, 2005
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Alpha Xi Delta

by Jessica January 18, 2004
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alpha sigma tau

you can't spell fantASTtic without AST!
There may be a couple other words you can spell with AST, but this is a personal favorite of mine
by turtle 1 February 26, 2005
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