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alpha skank

A passive-agressive girl who frequently touches and flirts with unavailable men in front of their wives or girlfriends.
If that alpha skank rubs up on my date one more time I'll break her nose.
by bobsknobs November 26, 2013
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alpha goober

A person who wears socks to bed, also has the bigger cock.
Man Adam is such a god damn alpha goober...
by AlphaGooberAdam November 24, 2017
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Alpha Gamer

A person whose decisions are peak performance and whose actions are the only course that should ever be taken when it comes to the realm of games. An Alpha Gamer will obviously play the game for every member of his team, over-rule their opinions at every opportunity and bring any game to a screeching alt until his original, superior plan is carried out.
"Dude, why does this guy move my pawn, hold my cards and tell me exactly what I should do and when ?"
"He's an Alpha Gamer, might as well be playing on his own."
by toastmann October 8, 2022
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alpha-dawg

The supreme leader of a family, business, gang, posse, government, military, religion or group.
When the alpha-dawg speaks, people listen.
by Achilles_ny September 8, 2015
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alpha test

Testing a site, or game before it is released
Me: Did you hear? im alpha testing this game!
Friend: Omg no way, no fair that you get to test that game
by blocksterr April 11, 2017
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female alpha

AT
I tried to decide a time for dinner but AT—being the female alpha she is—alphaed tf outta me.
by Rfahey October 23, 2020
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blue alpha

A hybrid mixed between Wolf, Redneck and F-150, often seen on and off road.

The habitat of the Blue Alpha ranges from the gulf of Mexico to the Canadian border. It can be seen racking up miles randomly on the assfalt haulin ass, or occasionally resting underneath a peckerwood tree. Legend has it that if it becomes agitated or surrounded by a cluster of incompetent fucktard drivers it will transform from machine into a wild beast and run its massive 38s down the side of all the Eco friendly cars.
Yo man, I was rollin down the highway in a pack of hybrids texting the other night, and heard this loud offensive howl creep up on me. When I looked in the rearview the Blue Alpha was on my ass. The next thing I know it rolled on past at a high rate of speed, and took the lead position taking out everything in its path.
by King of the Bomangoddies November 17, 2019
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