Alice in Kirkland

Being disoriented in Costco because they've changed the location of items you were used to finding in a certain place

Where is that 80 gallon drum of peperoncini I need?
I must be suffering from Alice in Kirkland

by Ae5Ea8 September 6, 2016

Alice Endley

Alice endley is an english librarian who loves her books and facts more than her parents. She is usually recognised as the neek of the group and enjoys spending her time gaining information and hiding out in the library. If you are ever wondering where alice is you will easily spot her in the library with her ginger hair and her WHSmith pencil case, if not she will be eating lunch with her teachers. Alice thinks she is original but everything about her is unoriginal. She also thinks she has a big ass and can get rugby boys but the only boys she is getting are the ones that smell like marmite. If she isn’t revising or at WHSmith and you get to spend time with her, make sure you plan to meet during the early morning as she has a strict bedtime of 7:30. Her talents vary from tripping over nothing to...urm... well that’s about it. she loves attention, books, and tik tok which she has managed to gain a whopping 50 followers on after announcing her dreams of becoming tik tok famous.

have you seen alice endley?

-yeah she is in the library eating lunch with the teachers.

by elsie thompson June 1, 2020

Alice Oseman

An author who writes some amazing YA Novels. One of their works you might have heard of is Hearstopper. (P.S Heartstopper is a webcomic, book series and now a Netflix show!!)

Person 1: “Man, Hearstopper was good! I wonder who wrote and illustrated it?”
Person 2: “Well you’ll be glad to know that the Author and Illustrator of this series is someone called Alice Oseman!”

by Hikingmaster :D May 31, 2022

to see Alice

v. slang
to require prescription drugs to achieve erection, particularly after being in the presence of a very unattractive female.
(from American English proper noun Cialis)

"Ugh, that chick at the bar was so ugly, she made me need to see Alice."

by beach_bum_83 April 18, 2008

alice in chains

One of the most unique and original bands of all time; innovators of grunge rock

I used to think Nirvana was the shit, until I realized how fucking inferior in talent and performance they are to Alice In Chains.

by Kevin May 30, 2003

alice merton

Really good singer. Nice eyes . A future star with a big future. Her song is called no roots

Alice Merton has a future

by Alice Merton fan club February 19, 2018

not hardly alice

feeling not yourself, feeling less than what you are capable of

antonyms:almost alice

Guy #1: Dude, i feel like im not hardly alice today
Guy #2: Go take a nap you feel better than

by /b/vader March 29, 2010