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asshole face

Someone who has the kind of face that makes you think "This guy's a total asshole!"
Uh-oh, there's asshole face, coming to ruin all the fun.
by shredtotears April 21, 2010
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bag of smashed assholes

term used to describe an extreme hangover or other state of ill health.
" how was last night?"
" it was crazy, but i feel like a bag of smashed assholes today."
by ffejtable December 13, 2006
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asshole, the game

A drinking game where in all cards are dealt out to three or more players. The players then in turn either play a card if the rules permit or drink alchol.

The first player to play all of his or her cards is declared the president the last is declared the asshole.

PLayers play there cards by placing them in the center one on top of another. In general a player may play one of his or her card if that card is of higher value than the last card played. If no player can play a card then the center pile is removed and the player who played the last card may now play a card of any value.

Under many variants of the game cards have special values or powers. Under some variant the President of the preceeding game may choose to alter or create special values for some of the cards.

Common special powers include:
-2s clear the pile. Player may play any card
-4s may be played on any card and are considered transparent
by crew8221 March 8, 2004
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Asshole Pass

Cutting slack for your friends when they have had a hard time. Asshole passes should be given sparingly, don't be a doormat. Most asshole passes last about a week, then your friends get sick of your bitching.
Sophie: "Britney is such a bitch today!"
Laura: "Her cat died on Friday, give her an asshole pass"
by Rainchecker22 January 18, 2011
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Kitchen Asshole

A "person" who offers to pick up a beverage or snack from the kitchen while they are in there and then conveniently forgets to bring it back to you.
I guess I'll go get a soda, looks like Kitchen Asshole strikes again.
by Factotem1 December 9, 2016
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My asshole

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My asshole is the blackhole🍑🍑🍑
by SiekierAmotyka12 October 17, 2019
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Ate a box of assholes

"His breath smells like he ate a box of assholes"
by Truck 78 November 11, 2008
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