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social ambush

A social ambush occurs when somebody you least want and/or least expect to see, ends up standing face to face with you in a social setting like a restaurant, bar, gallery, houseparty, etc.. You are more likely to feel surprised or anxious at first, then mad. Sometimes mutual associates can be aware the meeting will take place but for whatever reason, they do not bother to warn you. The best way to deal with the situation is to LEAVE. No need to say something you might regret later.
I went out with Jenny to that new restaurant last night and Tina just popped up. I felt like it was a social ambush. I walked out five minutes later.
by jetjet March 24, 2016
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boner abuse

Lazy Sunday wife teases all day. Makes you have multiple boners. Wife says "we can't do it right now. We have to wait until kids are in bed. She falls asleep before kids.
by ZeketheZookeeper April 9, 2017
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Magical Abuse

by BigChi123 September 26, 2018
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Crib Abuse

When people use you for your house and go there whenever it’s available while you never get anything in return. They abuse the privilege of hanging out at your crib.
“Damn i’m suffering from crib abuse jake and robert always come to my house during the weekend and never invite me to anything.”
by Hayes Lamoureux November 13, 2018
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Avoid Arousal April

Person 1: Hey dude
Person 2: Did you know its AAA?
Person 1: whats that
Person 2: Avoid Arousal April, which means no sexual arousal
Person 1: damn it
by fatyoshi24 October 4, 2021
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Rusty arbuckle

Getting your nuts sucked while shitting on the person's chest
That girl sure knows how to give use a rusty arbuckle!
by S LeVade April 28, 2023
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wrong-cumfully abused

when one is pleasuring them selves to multiple images/videos on the internet... as they approach their climax feel a heightened crave to search for a better or more appealing image/video to their liking and end up reaching their climax to an image/video that it's unbearably reasonable to understand how they just ejaculated on their hand/computer/towel/paper towel/carpet/ceiling to an image/video they got caught watching while clicking and pointing in a fanatic hysteria of indulgence
you or someone you know is checking out some great porn... you click on another thumbnail of a related porn because they are tagged similarly and before you know it after a few more points and clicks you get a video of something that is nothing like the thumbnail image displayed and are wrong-cumfully abused to something you would normally make a sour face at.
by BrainAssembler November 26, 2010
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