Dog Act

(1) An Act of absolute treachery.

(2) An act of backstabbing or vindictive nature.

(3) An act of Parliament that gives authority to persons duly appointed to act (see (1) & (2).

(4) An act of a sneaky, slimy, ghost like nature, that sneaks up on you in the middle of the night.

That filthy Dog Act jumped on my back and assaulted me in the middle of the night while I was asleep.

That nasty Dog Act stalked my abode and stole all of my shit while I was away for the day.

Oh, I got stung by a retched Dog Act exercising his powers under the dog act 1976.

That filthy sepo slipped his finger in while I was asleep,., what a dog act...

by Secret Squirrel 88 April 10, 2015

commodore sex act

Basically, what a bad boy would get leaning over a desk looking out over the carpark.

The bed's an option for a softer minded fellow.

What's she needing from the hotel's bathroom, am I about to get pegged by complimentary hairshampoo?

Oh wait, it's a COMMODORE SEX ACT, OH SHIIIIIIT!

by flintflintflintflintflint January 13, 2009

How you gonna act?

This was a very popular saying among US Military personel around the late 60's and early 70's. It was used very heavily by soldiers in Vietnam, Republic of. Depending on how it was used, it could be used as a question, a filler, or a rebuke. Excellent examples of its usage can be heard in the movie "Hamburger Hill" starring Dillon McDermot.

Dam man! You just tripped all over my shit! How you gonna' act!

Yo man...when you get so short you need a step ladder to climb up on a dime...how you gonna act?

by Streamwalker October 21, 2004

cold act ill

1. to bug out. 2. to wild out. 3. to get stupid, I mean outrageous.

we came here tonight to get started to cold act ill and get retarded

by Mark Abell April 28, 2007

blow pops (sex act)

The act of having your dick sucked in such a manner that the person sucking you dick inserts it entirely into their mouth and throat, slowly drags it out (sucking on it firmly all the while) then pulls the head out of their mouth as they continue to suck firmly on it, producing a loud popping sound.

"My girl gave me blow pops (sex act) last night, it was fucking amazing. Blew a huge load all over her face."

by Doomus May 22, 2016

The V Duong Act

A sexual act similar to the Korean Spine Tingler, but with an added twist resembling the Chinese Astronaut. A man screams, "herrow pwe" while standing over a woman. He then proceeds to "machine gun fart" thus warming up his bowels, at which point the woman plays with his "flesh flute" playing to the tune of the Pokemon theme song. The man then releases excrement onto said woman's vagina. Woman then releases the flesh flute and starts to rub the bowel movement into her swampy love box. The man proceeds to piss down the woman's throat and gargles. The man then gets in the 69 position and then slurps the feces from the woman's swampy love box and drinks the urine.

Vic: "Guess what I did last night?"
Nate: "Attended a midget convention?"
Vic: "Ha. I wish, but no. I performed my infamous sex move!"
Nate: "No way! The V Duong Act?!!!"
Vic: "Yup."
Nate: "I think you still have some shit on your face..."

by Sex Goddess 101 January 24, 2010

random act of faggotry

When a dude suddenly does something extremely gay, like crossing his legs when he sits down. This has been known to destroy many good relationships.

My cousin's ex-girlfriend's hairdresser's nephew committed a random act of faggotry when he declined to go mountain climbing. His reason: "It'll ruin my manicure."

by Shawn B. May 18, 2003