Addison parker

Addison will help you through things łes funny as shit kinda annoying and likes online games in general and pulls bitched but doesnt admit it

Addison parker the spider man

by Addi the baddi September 1, 2022

Parker Poles

The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.

"Hey Wayne, watch out for the Parker poles on your bike, you don't want to go A over T."

by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016

parker vale

When you cum, gurgle it, and then spit it out to re uses it as lube.

Hey man, you want to come to a movie?

Nah, I'm gonna spend my night doing a parker vale.

by TimesAreToughMan April 18, 2020

parker rolls

The rolls of fat that come over the waist line in the back. Similar to puffy bread rising.

Look at the Parker rolls on that guy, almost covers his waist band.

by Jhstolle June 29, 2018

Megan Parker

THE MOST ANNOYING LITTLE BRAT I HAVE EVER SEEN IN TELEVISION. She is from the popular nick sitcom drake and josh. SHE SUCKS. SHE IS ALWAYS BULLYING DRAKE AND JOSH FOR HER OWN AMUSEMENT. And you wanna know the worst part? SHE NEVER GETS FREAKING PUNISHED. SHE ALWAYS GETS AWAY WITH BEING AN ANNOYING BRAT. AND SOMETIMES DRAKE AND JOSH GET IN TROUBLE FOR THINGS SHE DID! WTF!?

I hate Megan Parker

by Savejimmyneutronandvictorious March 9, 2022

parker bubble

A term commonly used by high school students on the North Side of Chicago, Illinois used to refer to a small and wealthy area surrounding Francis W. Parker School.

Person 1: Hey! Let's go to a White Sox game!
Person 2: I don't know, I try not to leave the Parker Bubble.

by FWP2019 December 6, 2015

shit parker

Someone that has parked their vehicle in such a manner either consuming additional parking spaces or generally in a dickhead way.

i.e. You see that Shit Parker over there? He's using up 4 spaces! Let's take a picture and post it to the appropriate FaceBook page to shame him.

by ShitParkersOfYukon June 7, 2014