hatchet man

Another term for a hired killer, just like hitman. Not really a common term anymore

Billy hired a hatchet man to whack Bob

by 1337 Str33t Ninj4 August 17, 2004

Iron Man

the guy who eats your children when you don't watch them

Jon: Hey, where's your kid?
Chris: He got eaten by Iron Man.
Jon: Again?!?!? That's the sixth time, Chris!

by Chikin3243 November 28, 2009

poopy man

a large piece of fecal matter that climbs out of the toilet and eats you. and screws yo momma

damn man did you see the poopy man last night...nahh man my ass hid...but i sure did hear my momma a yellin

by sexy anus January 2, 2008

Man Boy

n. A male over the age of 25 who exhibits two of the following traits: a) Lives with his parents; b) Is employed by or finanically dependent on his parents; c) Has an unusally and awkward relationship with his mother; d) is on all social networking websites; e) works in one of the following professions: Realtor, Developer, "Entrepreneur", Party Planner, Insurance, or Pay Day Loans

The Man Boy told his new girlfriend that he doesn't live with his mommy, his mommy lives with him, fo shizzel!

by Despot Ruler January 15, 2010

MAN-pon

To insert a towel or wash rag of some sort in ones rectal cheeks to prevent a shart and/or liquidy number 2's

One is out all night drinking and partying and has visited the bathroom more then once experiencing explosive diarea, thats when a MAN-pon comes in handy.. it is keeping it from leakage.

by Mr.Fantastic- March 25, 2008

man hoe

a man who flirts and goes with every girl in site or in school

Andre Scott is my dog but he is a man hoe.

by BR33ZY_BR33 January 20, 2008

man clam

when you're wearing tight pants, and you kneel down for something, and the seam splits your ballsack creating a man clam

The other day at work, Ray picked up a box of paper and had a giant man clam going.

by cornwreck March 25, 2009