The Mikey Zone

When you’re really gay for this guy and pretend it’s a joke but everyone knows you really want to kiss him on the forehead and see his cock. He also hates you.

“Bro, Mikey keeps logging off every time I ask to see his cock. I’m in the Mikey Zone.”

by Mikeylolsldodjfifif February 9, 2024

Joelizawaka Mikecondo

Joelizawaka Mikecondo is a meme/internet characters that uses the profile picture of Cristiano Ronaldo. He is known for his bizarre personality and questionable morals.

Joelizawaka Mikecondo is telling people he made crystal meth in some druggies’ basement and is putting it in little baggies to put inside the sandwiches at the nearby homeless shelter!

by msmarixx April 26, 2024

code mikey

The best thing very because very Mike Espinosa Ekkovision type shit

You white boy use code Mikey on Ekkovision

by Yankees231$ June 12, 2024

Cycling Mikey

He is a person who goes around London and harasses the drivers in London who were using their phones whilst stationary in traffic. He also got abused by his wife which was probably the main reason for him to harass these drivers. Many of his victims include: Chris Eubank SR and other high profile celebrities.

Driver 1- "Omg Cycling Mikey is there"
*proceeds to ram him off the road and knock him over.*

by yeyeyyeyeyeyeykanyehrhf June 13, 2025

The Mikes Way

A bold and bizarre culinary-inspired climax, The Mike’s Way is a sex move for those with a twisted sense of humor and a love for sandwiches. Just as you’re about to finish, you theatrically toss shredded lettuce, tomato slices, and chopped onions onto your partner like a human hoagie—because nothing says passion like a produce explosion. Timing is everything: make it rain veggies as you climax for the full sub shop experience.

Note: For vinegar, add lube. (Preferably one that doesn’t sting. You’re making a sandwich, not a crime scene.)

🥪💦 Keep it messy, keep it Mike’s.

My Girl and I had it The Mikes Way last night, I'm still finding lettuce shreds on my bed.

by Tub_Toast July 12, 2025

Buck'n Miker

someone who decides to run away with a 12 and 14 year old..

buck mike april and miranda ran away from Goff and was fucked wen dey got der asses caught de cops was called in on a Buck'n Miker

by Sam (AKA) dsl October 16, 2008

Pulling a Mikey

When you're a hip and cool transgender kid that got circumcised when they were 6, who likes to wear trenchcoats and make out with your ALSO transgender boyfriend Broghan.

"Yo look at Daniel over there."
"Man, that kid is pulling a mikey so well."

by Mikey died lol October 23, 2019