Googletard

A person who uses Google Groups to post to usenet, all the while having no knowledge of how usenet works, thinking that it's a web forum where people actually care about a rating system and can 'cancel' their posts.
Googletards have been responsible for the 'dumbing down' of usenet since the inception of Google Groups. Before Google Groups, a person had to have enough nous to find an NNTP host and set up a newsreader. Now they just need a Gmail account.

"Look at that! Five identical posts within two minutes. Yet another Googletard finds our group."

by misfitNZ January 11, 2008

Googled

When a web site pimps itself out cheap to Google ads for cash rather than sell advertising the old fashioned way.

Shit, urbanDictionary.com Googled itself.

by yeah sure not May 15, 2009

googles

hazza soar a cry baby (sap)

if u slag him he crys

by STC October 9, 2003

googlesnorf

a person with both male and female sex organs that didnt get a sex change when they were born so now they can fuck themselves.

that guy must be a googlesnorf because when i fucked him it he had a pussy and a dick so he did most of the work

by gabbygotslots April 29, 2003

Blair goggles

Spectacles so highly sophisticated they are totally invisible to all but the wearer. Upon putting these on you fall in love with the first wide-mouthed woman you see, and you will then fall completely under the spell of the current president of the US of A. The rest, as they say, will become history.

Blair "Oh dear, the country is going to pot and look what I married"
Bush "Don't worry Tony, just put ya Blair goggles back on, I wanna ask ya'll a little favour......."

by clairem December 9, 2008

japanese rain goggles

When a man puts his nose in a females vagina while she urinates/ejaculates causing him to squint and wish for protective eye wear. (i.e. swimming goggles)

Terra gave me japanese rain goggles and ruined my new silk duvet

by Paul Stinkovitch November 26, 2010

boob goggles

when a women puts boobs there on a another persons eyes so looking like a pair of goggles

" wearing boob goggles make life look clearer"

by colonel crackers August 21, 2006