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Brown-eye points 

Points scored and acquired, from partners, for the use of that one instance they can't deny anal sex.
"My girl says when I get 10 Brown-eye points, I get a free pass to that ass. I scored 2 last night by paying attention when she was blabbering to her friends."

Friend: "Damn"
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Jarvie Eyes 

The eyes may close or appear 'lazy' when under the influence of alcohol or severe intoxification. However the person may not be asleep, but will have the appearance of being asleep.
A few too many Jagerbombs, a few minutes later... boom and the lids are closed. Commonly known as 'Jarvie Eyes'.
Jarvie Eyes by Kernowlover December 8, 2012

Relationship eyes 

The brief period in which you are so engrossed in your partner that everything they do or say is angelic and perfect in your sight. This usually takes place during the honeymoon phase of ones relationship.
Dude you definitely got relationship eyes for Sally man, you barely acknowledge her mustache.

bang eyes 

A look seen in the eyes showing the desire to have sex with the person the eyes are directed towards
Chris totally had the bang eyes for Alex
bang eyes by Crazylah October 9, 2013

four eyed fister 

When someone wearing glasses comes out of nowhere and fists you in the ass.
Cooper met the four eyed fister last night and had to learn how to walk again.

one eyed dwarf hamster

A very hairy penis, often confused with an actual dwarf hamster.
Travis has a one eyed dwarf hamster, it's so adorable.