Spacepirates 

Spacepirates colonize new levels of being stoned. Once you reach your all time high of being stoned, you'll go even further knowing you wont be this stoned for a while. For the "research" of spacepirates!

"hey man, I think you need to calm down smoking, you're looking way too stoned"
"Have you never heard of spacepirates? I've got some colonizing to do!"

Spacepirates by Space piraat July 29, 2022

Spack out of it! 

I wanna grab both your shoulders and shake, baby
Spack out of it (spack out of it)
I get the feelin' I left it too late, but baby
Spack out of it (spack out of it)
If that watch don't continue to swing
Or the fat lady fancies havin' a sing
I'll be here waitin' ever so patiently
For you to spack out of it

Forget Do I Wanna Know or Why Do You Call Me When Your High?, listen to Spack Out of It!

Spack out of it! by Jack Spank9049 July 30, 2022

spaceplatypus13

Spaceplatypus13 is an online internet nerd who specializes in shit posting. Their humor is broken and they have a terrible youtube channel. They own uncountable discord servers and likes to draw. They are also tired as hell.

Spaceplatypus13 fell asleep during literally anything.

spaceplatypus13 by spaceplatypus13 August 6, 2022

Space crank

When two guys self masturbate while seated in a back to back position. This practice stems from the astronaut practice of masturbating back to back to avoid being shot backwards after climax in zero-gravity space

Lieutenant McRae was hoping Commander Bolton would join him in a space crank so the two could safely jack off aboard the ISS without fear of flying backwards into the control panels.

Space crank by Lord of Nations August 8, 2022

Spack No.6 

So how did Spack No.6 suddenly appear in the picture?
Well, Spack No.2 works at an undisclosed Papa John's store somewhere in the world and not long after he started, 2 people left at the same time and little did Spack No.2 know, one of these people would turn out to be a Spack!
So, it was a normal day at work and Spack No.6 asked Spack No.2 to open pierce a bottle lid film and she added that she was being a Spack because she couldn't open it.

Spack No.2 said that he was a Spack and Spack No.6 said "same!". This was even before Spack No.6 knew about the whole Spack thing.

A few weeks later, Spack No.6 would be officially announced a Spack!

Her hobbies include (I quote):
"Smoking lots of weed"
"Skating"
"Dyeing my hair"
"Working at Papa John's"
"Getting Piercings"
"Going to football w/ my dad (Eastleigh FC)"
"DRUGS"

So, Spack No.1 - the head of all Spacks - this is our latest addition to the Spack family, Spack No.6!

Spack No.6 by Jack Spank9049 August 14, 2022

Space Head 

Someone with an obsession to outer space

Hey space head, they’re talking about the moon on the news, come look

Space Head by ChrisPeeBacon August 19, 2022

Spaceterbating 

Jerking off in a dark room wearing a fishbowl, thick gloves and scuba gear on a waterbed to give you the feeling of doing it in space.

I was so board last night after the power went off I just started spaceterbating.

Spaceterbating by Mr. Dobolina August 21, 2022