Sex on Decks 

When 2 or more people (however you prefer) have sex on another persons deck when they aren't home.

Maybe next time we have sex on decks we should give them a sorry note :/

Sex on Decks by Stupid Bat July 17, 2011

sex swap

A term used to call a person just got his sex swapped. For males, if he loses his precious organ located between his legs, it's technically called sex swapped. And for females, if she gets a pen15 implanted in the place where it's suppose to be a vjj, it's also called sex swap.

John: "Look, Tim was playing around with fire and lost his pen15 from fire. He got sex swapped."

Jeanne: "I'm sex swapping in Thailand today. It's much cheaper over there than in USA"

sex swap by Jason Milburn July 9, 2014

Sex Noob 

When somebody didn't listen in health class. Such as sticking the penis in ear, nose, belly button, hopefully never but eye and so on. Or when a girl doesn't no you bleed after first sex. Mostly happened to nerds, fat chicks, or ugly people;

Bobs a sex noob he tried to stick his dick in my eye!

Sex Noob by Fishtarts November 30, 2015

sex-drown

A term coined recently by a comedian from C4's 8/10 Cats, generated randomly during their Countdown session. Hilarious.

Research concludes that the term currently has no official definition, however the etymology of such associated practise refers to erotic asphyxiation or breath control play, which is the intentional restriction of oxygen to the brain for the purposes of sexual arousal. This sexual practice is variously called asphyxiophilia, autoerotic asphyxia, hypoxyphilia. The term autoerotic asphyxiation is used when the act is done by a person to themselves. It has allegedly been around since the 17th century.

Author George Shuman describes the effect as such, 'When the brain is deprived of oxygen, it induces a lucid, semi-hallucinogenic state called hypoxia. Combined with orgasm, the rush is said to be no less powerful than cocaine, and highly addictive.'

Think David Carradine; Michael Hutchence (allegedly).

My definition would therefore be something along akin to:

'The act of submerging another's head in a liquid in order to induce erotic asphyxiation for the sole purpose of sexual gratification by either/both consenting parties.'

Discuss at your leisure!

Bob was well into freaky shit so Brenda held his head in the fish tank whilst she ploughed him like a field. Thankfully, Bob lived to tell the tale and has reportedly engaged in subsequent sex-drowns.

sex-drown by MiniDynamo March 27, 2016

sex tarp 

A large waterproof sheet that is laid down on the ground before you lay it down on a girl that is a gusher...

Bro, I was with that bitch last night ,I fingered her so good there was squirt works everywhere that I had to sleep in a wet bed. Make sure you lay down a sex tarp!

sex tarp by Cjd1981#C.Kent August 13, 2017

Sex Beard 

When there has been so much sexual activity, particularly oral sex, that a males beard is messed up and crazy afterwards. A males beard equivalent of women's Sex Hair.

I went down on her for so long that now I have crazy Sex Beard.

Sex Beard by Tom Slagmore March 9, 2018

Sex With The Boys 

A deep and longing fellowship with three or more cisgenger men. This is Relationship so deep that it is comparible to the act of sexual intercourse.

This can also be explained as "Relational Intercourse"

Dave : Man, did you see all of the boys and how close knit they are ?
Jim: Ya, I heard they practice Sex With the boys quite often

Sex With The Boys by M718 October 14, 2018