NOUN:
1. When the stupidity of one (usually a relative/close friend) has you rethinking life decisions and essential choices
2. When it appears someone's brain cells don't work
VERB (to confazzle)
1. To confuse, baffle, or make someone consider stupid decisions
2. To disgust someone
NOUN:
Saltwater over apple juice? You must be confazzled
VERB:
I think you confazzled me because I don't understand; Stop confazzling me
An admitting of having succumbed to your cravings for softwarm squeezable human tissue.
Slick Willie has partaken of so many disgraceful and sordid trysts during his morally-depraved lifetimedat if he went to da confleshional, he'd likely be there all day!