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Confusionista 

A person who seeks creates and enjoys chaos and the subsequent drama that comes with it.
Person x is a confusionista.

A group of people are confusionistas.

Stop being a confusionista and focus on better thing to do.
Confusionista by D3k4s January 2, 2023

confazzled 

NOUN:
1. When the stupidity of one (usually a relative/close friend) has you rethinking life decisions and essential choices
2. When it appears someone's brain cells don't work

VERB (to confazzle)
1. To confuse, baffle, or make someone consider stupid decisions
2. To disgust someone
NOUN:
Saltwater over apple juice? You must be confazzled

VERB:
I think you confazzled me because I don't understand; Stop confazzling me

Confussy 

adjective

1. used to describe a state of cluelessness

similar to confused, puzzled, baffled
After seeing the exam question, I was confussy.
Confussy by William Shitspeare II January 7, 2023

Confuseddddddd 

When you're so confused you need multiple d's
I was Confuseddddddd by the test!
Confuseddddddd by sureiguess January 13, 2023

confleshion

An admitting of having succumbed to your cravings for soft warm squeezable human tissue.
Slick Willie has partaken of so many disgraceful and sordid trysts during his morally-depraved lifetime dat if he went to da confleshional, he'd likely be there all day!
confleshion by QuacksO January 14, 2023

confreshion 

An admittance of guilt dat you got wild 'n' frisky wif one or more fellow humans.
If you see a teenage couple red-facedly heading into a curtained booth in a cathedral, you can bet they are likely there to make a mutual confreshion.
confreshion by QuacksO January 14, 2023