sockmando

Sockmando: when someone with a penis and testicles runs out of clean underwear, and in a fix that person simply slips a sock over all their junk, otherwise nothing else. Similar to "going commando" except with the addition of a sock.

Also known as, "Otherwise going commando but with one sock."

"John could not find clean boxers this morning, so he decided to go sockmando."

by J-BlueGreen June 20, 2023

Socket

Compliment to any drug traffickers or kingpin, making them the top main source with no middle man

Who needs a plug? I'm the whole socket!

by Thick Lil Miss July 17, 2023

Sockronicity

When you do laundry and all of your socks have their partners.

Our dog likes to take socks out of the hamper and leave them in random places, so we hardly ever have sockronicity.

by Sean Solo August 2, 2023

Sockwanker

A guy who obsessively likes to vigorously masturbate inside socks,

Normally used as an insult to guys you expect are real Sockwankers.

"Hey Billy you Sockwanker"

" Did you fill any socks last night Spencer? you Sockwanker"

by Repet July 15, 2024

Socks

Definition 1: A clothing piece, Applied onto the person's foot, usually to assist in either wearing shoes, loafers, sneakers, any type of footwear (except easier footwear to get into/summer footwear <sandles, flip flops, crocs>) or is either worn for just warmth usually in winter as comfort, It can come in different lengths like sport socks which usually are as long as your entire or half of your lower leg, or kneesocks which are female wear made to reach over the knee and thigh-highs which are pretty long to reach halfway through your thigh or covering two thirds of your thigh
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Definition 2: A slang to describe hitting someone with your fist A.K.A a substitute for the term "Punch"

Example 1:

Hannah: Have you seen my striped socks?

Oliver: No, They must be at the laundry.

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"I'm finna sock you"
The punk said angrily

by Mystei July 17, 2024

Socking

Verb: The act of putting on socks but more specifically knee highs

I did the socking. Now my feet are toasty. 💙

by AthenaWit July 22, 2024

SOCKs

Australian slang for "Some Other Cunts Kids", in reference to someone who's partner has other kids, used to refer to them when the kids of the previous partner(s) are in the house.

What are you up to? Just at home with the missus looking after the SOCKs.

by VR-83 July 31, 2024