penis robe

another name for a condom

I forgot my penis robe, 18 years ago, that's how you were made son.

by tdog8675309 September 14, 2013

Penis music

An insult used against corny music

Person 1“Have you heard this before *plays penis music*
Person 2“No lol what is that penis music lmao”

by Easter island statue May 3, 2022

penis at the disco

When a guy whips his dick out at the disco most likely while dancing

I wrote this from back stage lol

Random guy: *whips dick out at the disco*
Timmy: *points* penis at the disco!

by raybeez May 24, 2022

Gangrenous Penis

Gangrenous penis is where a male's penis is restricted from having blood flow for so long that it dies, causing the tissue to rot while attached to the body.

You: Why does my dick look like that?
Doctor: Because you have Gangrenous Penis.

by Breckin Tedders May 25, 2022

Penis Land

A beautiful splendor of titmouses, cocks, and others.

Penis Land is beautiful as a splendor of titmouses, cocks, and other birds.

by guymcguyperson January 30, 2021

saggy penis

wanking too hard that your penis wont go up

last night i had a saggy penis

by big boy ross May 22, 2019

penis earlobe

When you are bored on Urban Dictionary and you type random shit

"Wow im going to be a dumbass and type in something that doesnt exist. Hmm what should that be! Oh Penis Earlobe!"

Said by probably you.

by Bruuuuuu😭 October 2, 2022