Nightlite 

When you stretch your nut sack and shine a flashlight through it with the lights off.

She said she stubbed her toe on the bed because it was dark, so I gave her the nightlite.

Nightlite by Flames Newsman July 29, 2020

Nightmare sans

A sans from the AU Dreamtale, he is the Guardian of negativity

Person 1 : who is your favorite sans
Person 2 : Nightmare sans
Person 1 : why
Person 2 : because it's nightmare sans

Nightmare sans by Undertale_nerd.com June 23, 2021

Nights watch 

the best server on discord.this server is almost perfect with the sole flaw of some shit members like jose and redpee

adarsh: dr crazy is so cool he is the best member of this server nights watch. i wish i was like him
zoro(chamaar):yeah me too the worst member of this server is redpee
kanishk:?kick redpea
redpea is kicked
kanishk now this server is perfect

Nights watch by Doctorcrazy089 September 6, 2021

Emo Nightmare 

One of Roman’s/Princey many names for Virgil/Anxiety

To be super emo

Roman/Princey: Anxiety, if you had a New Years resolution, what would it be?
Virgil/Anxiety: Probably to find darker eye shadow to better match my soul.
Roman/Princey: You are an Emo Nightmare
Virgil/Anxiety:...Thank you!

Emo Nightmare by CupcakeHalø July 18, 2020

fiber gummy nights 

When you’ve eaten so many fiber gummies that your mate is repeatedly awakened throughout the night by the obscene flatulent hornblower blasts that rouse her from all possibility of sleep.

It’s these crazy, magical fiber gummy nights that keeps her lovin’ me!

fiber gummy nights by Dr Bunnygirl May 6, 2021

Nightmare 

What you wake up from in a cold sweat. Then your girlfriend cuddles you back to sleep comforting you. Then you wake up.

You: dude I had the worst nightmare last night
Friend: bro you need to get a real girlfriend for once

Nightmare by RoninXII January 19, 2022

Nightly Routine 

The act of jerking off before bed.

Don’t talk to me if I have completed my nightly routine!

Nightly Routine by Namssa96 March 21, 2020