JakeZee

JakeZee is worst term u could be called.. means u hella ugly for real..., like not ugly ugly u DAMN UGLY like oprah ugly

Yo man That Cracka aint ugly, damn girl HE A JAKZEE

man u soo ugly u JAKEZEE

by Jake January 5, 2005

Jakeing Off

The act of masturbating while thinking about, talking to, or having any contact with someone named Jake who you have a secret crush on.

Unfortunately, this Jake is usually your friend's boyfriend.

Nicole was Jakeing Off last night.

by ColleensBuddy October 14, 2009

JakeBalls

The act of cock blocking on all of your friends.

Whoa dude look at that nick boy pullin' a jakeballs

by justcallmejakeballs January 13, 2010

Jaked

Defeated in a humiliating fashion, especially in a video game

Dude, we just got Jaked in that game.

by DaLuxFerre January 13, 2009

jakey

jake T is an idiot. yes a full blown retard. he talks about how lame he is, and i cant blame him for the truth

jake: heheh matt i made a urbandictionary definition of you
matt:no you didnt you idiot

by jake is an idiot January 8, 2005

Jaked

To be thrown under the bus.
Blamed for someone elses mistakes.
Screwed over.
Left for dead.

I got Jaked!

by Raiderva March 3, 2009

jakers

means "just kidding". originates from the acronym "jk" (jaykay).

"yo mommas so fat she needs her own zip code. jakers!"

by likeomgnowayyy January 18, 2008