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Furry Jesus 

The dragon boss from the 2018 game Changed.
I started playing Changed yesterday but I couldn't get past Furry Jesus!
Furry Jesus by ketchupss December 11, 2022

pipe Jesus 

Sani ys
Have you ever played team fortress 2 with Sani, he’s good with pipe grenades, one could say he’s pipe Jesus
pipe Jesus by Spycrab505 December 25, 2022

Bread Jesus 

A man born from Glutensgard that gives bread to the peasents. He is very powerful, and is a CFT Legend. He is the founder of Yeastianity. h t t p s : / / w w w . y o u t u b e . c o m / w a t c h ? v = 3 n u l w J n T A M Q.
Peasent: "Yooooooooo, it's Bread Jesus! Thank you Bread Jesus from the generous gift of the bread."
Bread Jesus: "np"

Black Jesus 

Black Jesus is a nickname given to highly regarded as the greatest basketball player of all time Micheal Jordan
Bro we dont shit talk to Black Jesus cause if we do he will give us 60
Black Jesus by FadedIsCool January 28, 2023

Korean Jesus 

that one Jesus from 21 jump street
"Hey, hey! Stop fuckin' with Korean Jesus. He ain't got time for yo problems, he's busy wit Korean shit!"
Korean Jesus by pikcled January 31, 2023

Green Jesus 

Description for some bomb ass weed that has you seeing the Matrix...
'Chilling at home, playing Borderlands, stoned off my ass on that Green Jesus...'
Green Jesus by otismakesmusic March 10, 2023