slapdown

bitch slapping a dick in a pool or an ass or chest or face before things happen in an aquatic erotic pool party.

a slapdown is something only chick fil a employees understand. they usually ask, do you want fries with that? how about a slapdown? sometimes it can happen in a bathroom with a sink. truck stops sometimes offer these in their shower rooms. we don't serve gays.

by mikunt December 20, 2012

Slap the Box

To be said as a response to a retarded remark made by a friend or family member.

Ross " I went Tennesse when I was 7, it's nice have you been to America?"

Simon "yeah went to florida a few years ago, its amazing, have you ever been to America?"

Ross " errr slap the box mate."

by willziam December 22, 2013

Slap and Nap

To masturbate in the middle of the day, and then fall asleep.

I got off work early, and was able to go home and have a Slap and Nap. I awoke feeling refreshed.

by D-pop February 19, 2014

slap debt

When someone wins a slap bet but has yet to deliver the slap. This may be due to a desire to strategically time the slap or, more commonly, the lack of fortitude to strike a fellow human being.

"Dude, I heard you lost a slap bet to Tracie last week! That must have hurt!"

"Naw, she still owes me a slap debt. She doesn't have it in her."

by Obey The Hypnotoad May 23, 2014

slap my donut

When a male is having relations with a male or female, the instant before climax, he requests that he be spanked between the cheeks #slapmydonut

Omg I'm about to come, slap my donut

by LACP March 4, 2014

Slapfart

(noun) a flatus expelled through the anus that delivers a sharp blow or smack, as if by an open hand or something flat. And smelly.

(Verb) to strike sharply with an odor not of this world so as to render your opponent, frat brother or wife dazed.

Incorrect Uses: verb stating that someone was slapped in the face so hard that gas was released. That would be a slap-fart, not a slapfart.

Dear God! That slapfart you just ripped left a red mark on my face and nearly gave me whiplash.

slapfartSBDSILENT BUT DEADLYSHARTCLEVELAND STEAMERLAURAPOTTER

by BOWSHER79 July 15, 2014

slap

Slap / 'slap/

Full acronym:
Settings
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After (re-)
Programming

#include stdio.main

execute <slap command>

A slap is a mini reset mechanism. Similar to percussion maintenance of non responsive harware, this intuitive reflex program designed for humans by humans reverts a previously agitated individual to their default quiet state and is often ensued by harsh verbal output. It may serve various auto-correct functions.
The program is partly based off the "if you can't be a good example to others, be a terrible warning for them" algortihm.

sound smite slap scabba daze whoze

by Naig September 25, 2014