Street jesus 

Street jesus is a fat fucking nigger whos dad stinks of shit

person 1:Ah theres street jesus
Person 2:for fuck sake i dont want that dirty gay nigger near me or my family after what his dad did the big nigger

Street jesus by Beastnigga12 November 13, 2022

Jackin Jesus

A thing a guy says when he’s about to reach an orgasm, commonly used when a guy is jerking off. He’s typically in his christian mothers basement trying to make it seem like he’s praying but he’s not. Obviously.

Jason- OMG IM JACKIN JESUS

Jackin Jesus by Ben jackinoff in yamomma November 14, 2022

Just jesus june 

Sixth month of Sigma year. If you made it this far than it means you are halfway through the Sigma year, congrats! You mastered your emotions and looking better than ever before and remember, Jesus is watching.

Mike:"James is going to church now?! Just jesus june is doing wonders for him i guess"

Just jesus june by chorbet November 15, 2022

Baby Jesus in a manger 

The act of resting a little nugget of hash on top of a bed of weed in your pipe or bong

Yo man, hit this bowl, I put a baby Jesus in a manger, you'll get high AF

Baby Jesus in a manger by Vice420 November 21, 2022

Thank jesús 

So then people can thank those who are named Jesús

On december 5 everyone have to thank jesús Hernandez grajales

Thank jesús by Yachi_313 December 4, 2022

Furry Jesus 

The dragon boss from the 2018 game Changed.

I started playing Changed yesterday but I couldn't get past Furry Jesus!

Furry Jesus by ketchupss December 11, 2022

pipe Jesus 

Sani ys

Have you ever played team fortress 2 with Sani, he’s good with pipe grenades, one could say he’s pipe Jesus

pipe Jesus by Spycrab505 December 25, 2022