Jacob Jesus

Someone who believes in himself and tries to evangelize others to Christianity.

He also has lushes locks and amazing Valorant skills and loves them potatoes.

Damn that Jacob Jesus rolled up in his Rolls Royce looking like a god. He is hella fine boi and loves drinking some good ol' Earl Grey.

by anonymous May 8, 2021

On Jesus

On Jesus is a phrase which is saying no lie or no cap, basically when someone is telling the truth.

Person 1: “On Jesus he was wrong for what he did”
Person 2: “You’re going to that party on Saturday right?” On Jesus I am.

by Realtalk3500 October 20, 2021

harvie lim de jesus

He is the person that is always kind and caring for other even though has no empathy.

Timothy: Bro that "Harvie Lim De Jesus" over there is crazy at making them laugh

by anonymous April 25, 2023

Angel Hellstorm Jose Robles Was Not Receiving Money From Zunilda Virginia Junco So I Fought A version OF Her In Seventh Grade <<<`~`Jesus`~`Knife`~`Necklace`~`>>>

Angel Hellstorm Jose Robles Was Not Receiving Money From Zunilda Virginia Junco So I Fought A version OF Her In Seventh Grade <<<`~`Jesus`~`Knife`~`Necklace`~`>>>

Angel Hellstorm Jose Robles Was Not Receiving Money From Zunilda Virginia Junco So I Fought A version OF Her In Seventh Grade <<<`~`Jesus`~`Knife`~`Necklace`~`>>>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

Jesus

A sussy baka

I saw Jesus in cafe with moses

by hgi;uEkcgórd2kn34<vcn.${PROUVC March 21, 2022

Jesus Christ

An awesome dude that just wanted what was best for all of us, and he got killed for it. Also, he is the son of God and the savior of all.

(Jesus Christ): Lazarus, come out!
(LazarusA dead guy): *comes back to life and walks out of tomb*

by Jeff#4 July 24, 2025

Paw Paw for Jesus

A phrase from a spoken short story which aired on This American Life, May 22, 1998. A woman stranded in the town of Paw Paw, MI (It's near Dowagiac, don't cha know) finds the owner of a gas station very unhelpful. She recalls seeing the sign outside a church as she came into town, which proclaimed "Paw Paw for Jesus." She is angry the woman won't help her and starts shouting "Paw Paw for Jesus" to remind her of her Christian duty but becomes slightly obsessed with the phrase.

Paw Paw for Jesus!

by annmartina May 7, 2024