tom johnston sandwich

When two hobos masterbate into a subway wrapper and take turns eating it

Man I’m so hungry I could eat a Tom Johnston sandwich

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smooth as a gravy sandwich

An ultra modern, cool and hip way to say someone is a clutz

Bob drops his coffee on his love interest. Tom says "Smooth as a gravy sandwich Bob"

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Using bbq sauce to eat ass… it’s a Texas thing. (NOTE: Don’t use with anal irritation or tears…it could burn.)

I was going down south the other day with Margery and got to thinkin’, this sure would taste better with a Texas ham sandwich.

by Txsrttlsnk6969 February 22, 2022

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The act of having a threesome with two Irish people and having a non- Irish person sandwiched inbetween.

That Irish-sandwich was so good last night.

by anonymous February 05, 2021

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A sandwich whore is a woman who will have sex with an incentive of as little as a sandwich. Often she is a unskilled gold-digger.

She is such a sandwich whore! Look, she got in his car only after he promised to take her to MickyDee's!

by cheekysweet April 26, 2014

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While Bob was passed out, my friend and I came from both sides peed and we created a golden sandwich

by Roxy red July 03, 2021

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A sexual act in which a person smears vegemite between a woman's vaginal flaps and proceeds to lick it clean while preforming cunnilingus.

"My woman is into some weird stuff?"
"Like what?"
"She wanted me to eat her Australian sandwich!"

by Keons Sacarver September 13, 2020

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