Spunk Fishing

Predominantly male, when you are too relaxed, or can't be arsed to get out of the bath to have a wank and end up having a relaxing bath wank. The ensuing explosion of semen into the "Non-Salty Sea" leaves opportunities with either a hand or a water jug to go "Spunk fishing"!

"Spunk Net Fishing" is the height of laziness as there is no "Clean-Up" even attempted with the majority of the "Spunk Fish" ending up in your own pubic hair "Spunk Net"!!

John was a lazy bastard at the best of times and regularly participated in the hobby of "Spunk Fishing" at bath time!!

by anonymous March 12, 2025

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spunkfluff

Cuming and farting at the same time

Jack spunkfluffed before the woman

by Ejfkcfmekekd March 20, 2025

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Related Words

spud • spunk • spunt • spur • spun • spum • spunky • sputnik • spunk bubble • Spunk monkey

Spunion

Clogged up headed north respectfully

William High is so bad off. He’s a spunion

by anonymous April 12, 2025

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Spugizakom

A joke word from an episode of family. It was said to be a “sugar substitute from the Czech Republic”, but the joke was it sounds like another word for semen. Funnily enough, actual Czech people seem to not get the joke, and have become confused, upset or even offended that Family Guy said this was a real sugar substitute from the Czech Republic, not understanding that their country was just used as a stand in for a far off, funny language.

Lois: These muffins are so good? How’d you make them?
Peter: Spugizakom! A sugar substitute from the czech republic!
Lois: *spits them out* EW
Czech Person: Ermmm actually we don’t have something called that
Normal person: No shit dumbfuck, it’s a joke

by theevil163 April 20, 2025

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