hockey stick dick

A dick crooked like the end of a hockey stick.

Me: I felt like I was in the NHL last night.
Friend: Why?
Me: Homeboy had a serious case of hockey stick dick.

by P-Mo March 19, 2014

stick touches the fire

during sex when the dudes cock gains, erm, entry...need I say anymore?

"did the stick touch the fire last nite?"
"you mean did they f*ck? For sure. She's a proper nympho!"

by chaz17 July 14, 2005

The Forget-Me Stick

A Weapon of Mass Destruction used to knock woman unconscious. Forcibly making them forget the incident ever happened.

Hey Bobby! Pass me The Forget-Me Stick, I don’t want her to wake up!

by Bobby Windchime May 3, 2019

Amish Stick-Shift

When someone gives a handjob to a passenger while driving.

"Dude, that bitch gave me an Amish Stick-Shift"
" That shit cray"

by dbags215 October 9, 2012

Rock the wrinkle stick

(verb) 1. what a girl who dates inappropriately older guys does. 2. to be in a relationship with a guy significantly older than oneself.

Did you see that old guy Ashley is dating? He's older than the last guy! I guess that nasty girl really does like to rock the wrinkle stick or something.

by MrBigAxe August 13, 2012

The innapropiatte stick act

When a girl shoves a stick from a tree up their vagina.

Emily wont stop doing the innapropiatte stick act in my backyard.

by GimmeSomeWhoreShit November 12, 2018

millennial fuck stick

A lonely man who lives in folsom CA, and thinks he knows everything about everything when in fact he’s just a stupid turd who sucks dick.

Chris is a millennial fuck stick

by FantasyFootballsUJ December 18, 2017