2 definitions by P-Mo

an unerect penis, or any other type of floppy material
ohhhhhhh flumpus.

one time he slapped her with his flumpus and she cried.
by P-Mo May 14, 2006
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A dick crooked like the end of a hockey stick.
Me: I felt like I was in the NHL last night.
Friend: Why?
Me: Homeboy had a serious case of hockey stick dick.
by P-Mo March 7, 2014
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