Parkstone Grammar School

A hell for saken place where girls are sent to school. known to be a place for rebellious girls who are taught by sadist teachers who need to get lives led by what can only be described as an elephant.

Girl 1: did you see her! she looked like trouble
Girl 2 : did she have a short skirt?
Girl 1: Yeah!
Girl 2: Well Thats Parkstone Grammar School For You!

by theworldfreakshow. April 19, 2010

Porn Star Parking

Sometimes considered the best parking spot in the lot. Typically, this spot is just outside of the main entrance to the place that you are visiting.

Arguably the same spot as "Rock Star" parking.

Marty: "Whoa, Andy, you must have been here at the crack of dawn."
Andy: "Yeah. How'd you know?"
Marty: "I rolled in and noticed that you have Porn Star Parking."

by Simon Jethro June 26, 2006

parker girl

One-of-a-kind, intelligent, witty, classy, and stylish a parker girl can pull any guy including professional athletes and heirs. They are ridiculously gorgeous and the center of all parties, one should consider themselves very lucky if they ever get a chance with a parker girl.

Dude I hooked up with a parker girl last night, I pray to God she calls me back.

by pcs2009 April 25, 2008

Parker

Parkers are usualy amazing. They are aggressive, they are great in bed. They are amazing boyfriends. Parkers have a great sense of humor, they make you laugh and they have funny yet very cute facial expressions. Parkers will make you smile no matter what mood you are in they will make you one happy camper and they help you with any issues you have. Parkers are amazing people and are aggressive, if you know what i mean.

girl- dang im sore
girl 2- o it must be parker
girl- yah he is so aggressive

by sambina003 October 29, 2008

Parksville

a city... yes apparently it's called a city, that is along the sea. It may look nice, but actually... it's pretty boring. Nothing to do there except get drunk and other stuff. Nightlife in Parksville is like an Esso station and a dead end street. But my girlfriend lives there.. so it makes it better.. I guess. Theres a lot of people that dont like that... "city" I don't blame them

so boring at night in Parksville u want to go home and go to bed or other things. Search Boredom if nessesary

by Jenava April 18, 2010

Parkwood high school

School in the middle of nowhere where everybody fucks their cousins and drives tractors.

"You're cute, do you wanna date?"
"Nah I'm fucking my cousin"
"Must go to Parkwood high school"

by Softcock November 24, 2015

Sarah Jessica Parker Effect

When an obviously unattractive or disfigured celebrity is heralded by quotidian females as the pinnacle of beauty much to the bemusement of heterosexual males.

Jim: Man, I just had a terrible blind date set up by your girlfriend. She claimed that she was hot, but when I sat down, all I saw was an anorexic harpy with a botched nose job.

Johnny: You're a victim of the Sarah Jessica Parker effect.

by alecb July 25, 2007