My babe is coming over tonight. I can't wait to get my boner wet.
I had such a wet boner after banging that chick.
I had such a wet boner after banging that chick.
by Red's Boy Andy Dufrein December 12, 2011
Get the boner wetmug. It is not uncommon for a man of great endurance and fortitude to pound SO much putang in one sitting that he simply no longer has the strength to fortify a lasting erection. In this instance, a master of the ancient arts can still utilize his heroic dong in an act known as “the wet towel”. The wet towel, or as some refer to it as the “putang chopper” is the act of swinging your massive man meat in such a fashion that it begins to slap the holiest of orgasms right out of that beat down, worn out snatch that has been begging for a break for the last two hours.
Chad: “bro you were in there for like 4 hours? What happened?”
Josh: “idk something just came over me. At the end I thought I was toasted, couldn’t even get it up, then I started with the Old Wet Towel and I think we might need to get her to a hospital..”
Josh: “idk something just came over me. At the end I thought I was toasted, couldn’t even get it up, then I started with the Old Wet Towel and I think we might need to get her to a hospital..”
by Hammerhoff June 20, 2020
Get the Wet Towelmug. When a man goes to bed with a itchy ass and wakes up with stinky fingers then sticks them in his wife's ears!
My wife called out for Willy in her sleep.... so I gave her a Wet Chocolate Willy she'll never forget!
by Ironhead chicken choker March 24, 2024
Get the Wet Chocolate Willymug. by Chuc B. Sarcastic February 22, 2025
Get the Wet Willmamug. by Little squish 6590 February 12, 2017
Get the wet gigglemug. by ben dover @ wetcrows4lyf.gov May 11, 2022
Get the wet crowmug. "Bummy wet" is used by a guy to tease a girl about her high level of sexual arousal, implying in a joking way that she's so wet she's practically a "bum," or someone who can't control their excitement.
by FurryLoader79 June 5, 2024
Get the bummy wetmug.