pud pocket

A vagina that is oozing substance, closely resembling a puddle of mud.

I was doin this Bitch last night, and I saw my reflection in her Pud pocket.

by The great winkworm July 31, 2015

cop pocket

When there's a cop car on the road and all the surrounding drivers are afraid to pass it.

The cop is going 10 mph under the speed limit, he's not going to arrest you for going the speed limit, GET ME OUT OF THIS COP POCKET!

by crickle August 10, 2015

Knock Pocketbooks

Any occasion when evil promises you more than what you may already be receiving, esp on the journey toward.

And Jesus said to Satan. "I appreciate you, bro, but we'll NEVER knock pocketbooks!

by Rovich68 August 16, 2015

Shit pocket

Someone who doesn't have enough money to pay for something in a store.

Guy: You don't have enough money sorry

Me: Shit pocket.

by HeartlessSloth September 22, 2015

Flesh Pocket

Using a body orfice to hide something, usually dope or contraband in prison.

I got pulled over, so I gave my dope to my girlfriend. She shoved it down her pants and into her flesh pocket so I didn't get caught.

When I got stripped down after visitation, I had the weed in my flesh pocket. Made it back to block, pulled it out, washed the baggies and made a mint selling it on the yard.

by Guitar God Jay January 19, 2016

faux pecks

Man boobs. Where everything drops after the age of 35...

I have faux pecks and Sean has pecks, like everyone else in South Tampa.

I need to go to the gym and bench press so I can get rid of my faux pecks.

by Miss Post, Real pecks John January 25, 2016

oliver pockett

Oliver Pockett's are very loveable, gentle men. They are very trustworthy people who you can tell anything to. Whether you're going through a rough patch, or the happiest time of your life, he'll be there for you, no matter what. He's a very loveable person, with a great, outgoing personality. He's a very sporty person, with bug ambitions in life, he'll never give up. He speaks his mind, but is careful in his choice of words. He has an amazing smile, with a deep, adorable voice. Although he can be extremely weird at times, you can't help but love him. Once you love an Oliver Pockett, there's no going back.

"you're so lucky you have an Oliver Pockett"

by yayy.com/people February 4, 2016